kristij_xo

friends can break ur heart too

I feel so disgusted when someone turns out to be a huge waste of time. Like why did I ever let you in my life to begin with, bye bitch

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

When you don’t wear makeup for long enough that you don’t mind your face without makeup then you put on makeup and are mega-impressed

i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face