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i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

That's so funny. I pictured being fucked to death

That first gif...

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

John Walker coded. It's why he failed drama

when i say john walker is the best mcu character of all time everyone boos me but that's okay they booed jesus too

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

shoutout to the aborted fics in my head, I would have loved to post it

Oh geez, I read aborted fics and thought this mean fics that would of been written by people who were aborted.....yeah