First things first, those deads are misleading pieces of shit. ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ Second thing, gangrels aren't worms but wolves. And not like your buddy. I'm talking teenagers with cat ear headbands. Third, yeah, vampires are real but on the whole they're a bunch of blood sucking shitbags. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Don't need a degree to be an asshole about things! =͟͟͞͞٩(๑☉ᴗ☉)੭ु⁾⁾
What adorable emoticons, but that’s not the point.
Well. . I was hoping the whole vampire thing was a fever dream but here we are (and people can have wings now and I just. This has been a week).
So gangrels are more like those teenagers that were on the news a few years ago who were in a wolf pack. . Okay, and apart from the one really nice one that talked to Johnny and I, I sort of took away that they’re shitbags (or least. . two of them are)
Thanks ?
Right, yeah, no. It’s less fever dream and more visual hallucination. Imagine the circus is in town but instead of all the spectacle you’re left with a bunch of teenagers with fake cat ears and wolf tails. Now imagine them threatening you. Or not. Щ(´ω｀Щ) I know it’s a hard concept to grasp but you look pretty smart. Miiiight just be the glasses though. (ʃƪ¬‿¬)
The rest of the vampires? They’re into some weird stuff. Fetish shit. Orgies. Dressing in black and blending into shadows. There really isn’t much difference between them and the Hot Topic crowd. It’s ok. You’ll be fine.
2/3 still gives you a pretty decent shitbag to clown ratio. Maybe you aren’t as smart as you look.
Ah, hah. . It’s not so much hard, it’s just a lot in a short time. I’ll be fine (it’s not just the glasses)
Are you sure I should be imagining teenagers? I’m starting to think I should be imagining Halloween Horror Nights meets a rouge sex dungeon. Or does this depend on the clan?
Hm. I feel I need to ask, are you part of the clown car party, or are you just a helpful ( side eyeing that too) passer by who is also a professor.
(You sure?)
I think it’s the best context to be imagining them in. Otherwise you’re just a dirty old man. (n˘v˘•)¬ But ok, I’ll cut you a break. I see how this is going to be.
Sure it depends on the clan. If you’re looking for a high class brothel; try toreador.
If you’re looking for a latex BDSM party; Nosferatu is your best bet.
Furry orgy in the woods? Gangrel.
Think of it like a choose your own adventure story but with no good outcomes. I mean it. No. Good. Outcomes. (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ
(〃￣ω￣〃)ゞ What do you think I am, a deviant? I’m not a rogue. ୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨ Just a guy trying to clear up all misconceptions. I’m not part of the party but the car was mine before I put it up for sale. It’s not my problem what goes on in it, now.
But I am, also, a learned scholar. (◍´ಲ`◍) Of course.
