Kinder der Derp

me all the time

Me right now

Awesome brothers.

First crush/hair inspiration for a large chunk of my childhood. 

don’t you just hate it when you go somewhere and they have names on keychains and stamps and stuff but tHEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME??? THEY HAVE EVERY OTHER FUCKING NAME LIKE EUGENETTE AND SCHWAFFINAGO BUT THEY DONT HAVE YOUR NAME

Your URL will now determine your career.

Im a fisherman?

i am richard-zk y’know

Joke’s on you tumblr. My url already describes my career….  ;__;

I am now a sommelier! Or a corner on a track. I can't decide, so many choices!

How could one possibly fangirl to their full potential before the internet?

^It was hard, let me tell you.

It involved much borrowing of VHSs and buying magazines and posters. I definitely fangirled less after I got Internet. Or I got old. I don’t know.

Oh man, the horror when the cassette tapes (and VHSs) would just vomit themselves up and tangle around and you'd try winding it back to save it.