KommenTine

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

when you are not your favorite person’s favorite person it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

It’s about how cat calling guys are awful.

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

YOOOOO

Something like this happened the other night. I was riding my BF reverse cowgirl. But my BF is buff as hell so it’s really like straddling a fat guy. So I’m really spread eagle and my knees a barely touch the bed around him, making this a prime position to fart easily. Anywho I’m like bouncing, twerking, and just doing all kinds of ass shaking shit. I’m loving it, of course my nigga is too and by about that 3rd slap/ ass grab I just hopped off, I was like “nope, I can’t do it, I gotta fart, and I know you’re gonna be so mad if I do it in your face.” He hates when I fart on him 😔.

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

“leave me alone”

“fuck outta here”

“I want food”

“OH SHIT WADDUP!”

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.