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LET HUFFLEPUFFS HAVE A RESTING BITCH FACE. LET HUFFLEPUFFS BE FIREY AND PASSIONATE. LET HUFFLEPUFFS BE INCREDIBLY WITTY AND STUDIOUS. LET HUFFLEPUFFS GET INTO FIST FIGHTS.

LET HUFFLEPUFFS BE MORE THAN FICKLE, POLITE, PACIFIST, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY, BLITHE, AND APPROACHABLE. BEING A HUFFLEPUFF IS MORE THAN LOOKING INNOCENT AND SWEET.

I am a Hufflepuff with a horrible resting bitch face. I am a Hufflepuff who people see as unapproachable. I am a Hufflepuff with strong beliefs and passion.

The traits found in Hufflepuff are listed below:

Dedication

Hard Work

Fair play

Patience

Kindness

Tolerance

Unafraid of toil

Loyalty

Hufflepuffs are dedicated. They are dedicated to their studies, their friends, their families, their hobbies- Hufflepuffs show dedication to the things they love. They don’t dedicate themselves to be praised. it is a self sacrificing quality, much like the rest of the Hufflepuff House traits. Dedication goes hand-in-hand with hard work. It’s enduring when shit hits the fan, it’s getting out of bed when all you want to do is sleep, it’s not accepting handouts, it’s becoming successful through honest work. Hufflepuffs get the most out of working hard, not smart. This isn’t because they aren’t smart, it’s because they believe it benefits them more. Hardwork brings knowledge. They learn how to fight with integrity to get what they want. They most definitely aren’t ones to cheat. Given the choice between cheating and failure, they would choose failure.

Patience is a virtue. I don’t take this to mean that Hufflepuffs don’t mind waiting around if a friend is running late, it means that Hufflepuffs are more willing than most to put a cap on their temperament. Hufflepuffs don’t get bothered easy. Whether it’s from natural ability or a constantly running internal monologue keeping them from blowing a fuse, they manage to handle adversity with as much dignity and grace as they can muster. I think it’s hard to tell what a Hufflepuff is thinking because they keep their opinions to themselves unless asked to express it. Patience has nothing to do with passion. A Hufflepuff is a master at picking their battles. They know what’s worth losing their temper over.  

Kindness: benevolent, intended for benefits rather than profit, loving, expressing goodwill. Who the fuck wants to be mean and rude all the time to everyone? Being kind does not mean being pushover. When did it become taboo to be kind? Why is being edgy all the sudden associated with being rude, pretentious, mean and cynical? Being kind is sincerely asking someone “how are you?” and being unafraid to receive an honest and drawn out response. Being kind is being a good listener, helping people for their benefit and not your own, it’s picking up trash in the movie theater so that the staff has less to clean. Being kind is leaving sweet, anonymous notes for people just to make their day a little bit better. Being kind is reveling in making someone smile or laugh. Being kind is smiling back when someone smiles at you. To be benevolent, to be nice, to be kind pushes away all self interest. It’s a selfless trait.

Tolerance is just nodding along with some gun slinging, homophobic, misogynistic jerk rambling about how Donald Trump will make America “great again”, even though you strongly disagree. Hufflepuffs, if you’ll notice, get along with virtually each house. They do not take it upon themselves to judge. Hufflepuffs are masters at accepting things that they cannot change; they cope well with diversity. If someone came up to a Hufflepuff and said that they were a supporter of pure-blood supremacy, the Hufflepuff would nod, say something (passive but sincere) along the lines of “that’s an interesting opinion,” then carry on with their day. Though they may not be at all happy about what was said, they do not take it upon themselves to get everyone to see the way that they see things. You can’t force people to listen. It’s not that Hufflepuffs don’t have opinions, they do, but, as the saying goes, “Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.” They find that people respect your opinion and ask for it more when you present a judgement free environment for them.

This house is loyal. They’re a tolerant bunch, sure, but they will not tolerate bullies. It’s their sense of fraternity and loyalty that gives Hufflepuff something worth fighting for. It wouldn’t surprise me to see a Hufflepuff seventh year getting into a fist fight with a Ravenclaw seventh year because the Ravenclaw was making snarky remarks about a first year getting sorted into Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs will argue, punch, kick, pull hair and scream if you somehow hurt someone they hold dear to them.  Don’t forget how fucking raw Badgers are. They’re one of the most fearless animals in the animal kingdom. This can maybe be seen as a flaw, however. In Goblet of Fire, the Hufflepuff House got so caught up in the competition between Cedric and Harry, good judgement was blurred by their unwavering loyalty. This brings me to believe that Hufflepuffs, if sufficiently provoked, can attack with the most underhanded and vicious insults ever. I don’t think it would be wise to bring a Hufflepuff to their breaking point in hopes of seeing this animosity. In most circumstances, however, loyalty is a virtue.  

I am so sick of the stigma that Hufflepuffs are these soft little balls of dough that are just so lukewarm compared to the other houses. Need I remind y’all that Hufflepuffs fought at the Battle of Hogwarts without hesitation? They rose to the occasion, they weren’t indifferent about the situation at hand at all- they were selfless, they were fearless. They fought because they loved their school, their friends, their teachers, and because it was the right thing to do.

Kindness should not be mistaken for weakness.

Tolerance should not be mistaken for neutrality

Patience should not be mistaken for dispassion

Loyalty gives them reason to fight

Hardwork and dedication make them goal-oriented

Fair play does not mean there is a lack of initiative

A Hufflepuff is not a clone of the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Hufflepuffs can have strong opinions, be passionate, reckless, brave, and enterprising.

It’s a musing of a word but it’s loud enough for him to hear. She’s swept with curiosity at his inquiries and she’s unsure on if  she should be feeling worried or just take it with the natural stride she takes everything else with? Perhaps the latter as brunette curls bounce around her shoulders, feet carrying her up the  steps before entering his office. Her features are stone cold in amusement. There is no sign of her current worries in the world. No sign of how she might be feeling to the use of her full name or how his tone had changed ever so slightly when he spoke it. She turns, hair dancing in the air about her, fingertips reaching backwards to find comfort on the wooden desk, wrapping around it’s edge as she leans against it with her lower back. Lips curling upwards at their corners, eyes lighting with mischief as she hears his words.

     “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

 “I’ll continue to be an overbearing student if you continue to be a pompous a-.”, she cut herself off for once having restraint. There many names she wished to call him, none of them respectful or a appropriate to call her professor. 

He stood slowly, holding a hand out for her delivered paper. “Sit.” he demanded. “And you can stay while I grade it.” He recognized her face, knew she would have nothing but a superb essay, but she’d pissed him off and now she’d get to sit in silence with nothing but his company for an hour while he read it. “I did have other things planned today,” he went on. “You may not be aware of the REASON due dates are posted, but those of us that have lives actually enjoy living them without students present.” Not to mention he was in charge of the ENTIRE Herbology department. He had papers to grade, plants to keep alive and harvest for the potions classes and for medicinal purposes. He had his own projects to check in on, even. His life did not revolve around his students. He shot her one last look before clearing his desk a little over dramatically so he could read her essay uninterrupted. “And I don’t want to hear a damn word from you.”

             relief flashes across her features, but in the future, teagan knows she will need to be more cautious. he may have believed her this time, with rumors continuing to spread like wildfire, grow more outlandish by the second, there may not be a second chance. she doesn’t just have her own reputation to consider, but her house’s as well. a reputation that reflects on his ability to lead them. her hands fold in her lap as relief twists into guilt, slowly eating away at her. rumors like this are dangerous. she needs to find a way to keep her name OUT of the gossip. for a little while, at least.

          he didn’t know if he actually got to her, staring like he did, but her smile weakened, and he hoped she’d be more careful in the future. the coming together of different schools brought about a much more exciting atmosphere, but as the host school they were held to certain standards ; and kol held his students to higher ones, something they would all come to learn about. teagan would be a prime example of what to follow, and he needed her on his side.

“i do not think he would enjoy living with the people i live with,” he says as he scratches silas’ chin. “it would be best he stays with you.”

            she wasn’t quite sure what she had expected from him, but the kind and gentle response surely wasn’t the first to come to mind. rumors that two students were shagging, true or not, seemed like it should earn more than an air of disappointment and an extended hand. “ you’re not mad? “ teagan questions before she can catch herself, teeth pinching her lower lip anxiously. it was simple, at times, to forget that he was her senior and not her peer. like when her hand took his and she sat besides him on the sofa.

          she was truly adorable, not a bone in his body believed she would have been caught shagging the stark boy during patrol ; snog, maybe, but the way her bottom lip quivered so anxiously proved to him that she hadn’t done anything more than that. “ no,” he told her with a small quirk of his lips. “ i’m not mad.” he leaned an elbow against his knee and he leaned in front of her, keeping his eyes on hers to discern whether she was being truthful with him or not. she was HEAD GIRL after all, and truly one of hufflepuff’s finest members.

“you do not want him back?”

“ keep the blasted thing for all I care,” he said with a shrug, and silas only yawned in response. “ he’ll come back when he chooses. no harm.”