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Does that mean I should kill my phone? Or not?

I mean, you'll probably need it later.

Genuine question: When I plug my phone in, it says: “I am deranged banana ninja” does that mean it’s part of the Yiga clan? Am I justified to assume it’s part of the Yiga clan?

Deranged? Uncouth! We're as sane as anybody!

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banana

Also, hi other Kohga!!

Hi!! (Boy, I haven't used this blog in forever!)

Hell ye! My banana doppelganger! Did you know that all the Yiga in my clan are named after banana varieties?

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What do you do think of your voice actor playing as you?

i want to kiss his face. What? Wait. No. Did I say that?

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So how was your hulu dancing with your buddy Ganondorf from GUG?

Man, that was a workout! My hips are killin’ me!

Have you ever hear tangled the movie and tangled the series?

nope

“Hello, I'm baymax.” ------------------------- Kohga is not sure how to respond to this.

#baymax #big hero 6 #master kohga #to: master kohga #submission

Do you like big hero 6?

Kohga has never heard of this either.

If you ever compete in the Olympics which sports would you try to win the gold medal?

Freestyle Wrestling.

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Do you like tangled the movie and tangled the series?

Kohga has never heard of this before.

I noticed there's quite a lot of tall people in the Yiga Clan. Is that some weird fluke of statistics or is there like a rune for getting-taller-but-not-excessively-so?

“Oh, that’s easy to explain. A lot of us are from the Sheikah clan. They’re quite tall people. The *really* tall ones, though, are using a special technique to make themselves larger than they really are. By the way, ol’ Maz Koshia uses that same technique, but to a huge degree.”

Wow master Kohga you have perfect plan! You already prepare for Zelda coming to the divine beast.

“Uhhh, yeah! That was me. Yep.”

So how having a lynel joining yiga feels? You and Leonus getting along?

“Sure, we respect each other’s space, and we’re slowly getting to know each other. I gotta say, it’s hard to get used to having a lynel around.”

I've got to ask: can the Yiga also use that 'floating in the air' trick during sex? (or is that highly inadvisable and the stuff of cautionary tales?)

“Well, you COULD, though it would take an immense amount of concentration for at least one partner... but you know what they say, try everything twice.”

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Did it hurt when you fell? From the vending machine? Cause boy ur a snack

“A-a-a-are you going to eat me?”

How does it feel after you have your tattoos done? Did you get sick afterwards?

“Nah. Pain doesn’t bother me. I just ate some bananas and slept.”

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