Experimence :>

Hanging out regularly with lab perverts is all fun and games until your drink gets spiked with something that makes you leak like a faucet nonstop

Good morning koboldfucker nation

Oughhhh my everything hurtssss

05:00: Crawl out of my nest in a very diligent manner 05:30: Commit atrocities to a pile of bacon & eggs 06:00: Back in the fucking building again! 06:15: Spa time with the girlies 🤤 07:00: Cold, wet, unloved 07:15: Cancel that thought there's coffee 08:00: It's been a hard day at work. Pass the yuri! 09:00: Working for real now. I love my solutions #mysolutions

I'm going to get so much coworker pussy, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

I have no idea how to go about asking such a thing and I feel bad about it but I kind of desperately want to feel one of my furred kobold coworkers' tailpoof thingies. They just look so soft...

I felt really underqualified at first (impostor syndrome is a bitch) but now I've had to tell three separate coworkers on three separate occasions not to put malachite in their cloacae.