Misplaced Lens Cap
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shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosmic Funnies
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
NASA
if i look back, i am lost
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@kobilacroix
Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.
“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”
and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard
“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”
Certified Library Post
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some rendering practice…
Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation
what are you doing??
color sketch comm for nelcifur
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another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch
"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?
"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?
"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead
i love sharing free thing news so king gizzard and the lizard wizard has their discography now on bandcamp for free / PWYW! direct link
(entering 0 as the price allows you to direct download the album, while adding $1 AUD or more adds it to your bandcamp library and streaming!)
One time my dad and I got into an argument cause he said it was unprofessional for a man to wear a skirt to work because a man would only want to wear women’s clothing if it was a sexual fetish and at the time I just thought it was stupid but in hindsight I think I learned something deeply personal about my dad
“I wouldn’t be caught dead in any kind of dress because dresses are for women and I’m a man so it would be perverted, the only reason a man would wear a dress would be if he was getting off on it” really is the most weirdly conservative way to admit you find crossdressing so intensely erotic that you cannot imagine a reality where it’s boring, huh
I have no idea if there’s any merit to this at all but now I can’t stop and it’s requiring my brain
“cleavage is slutty and suggestive” only if you think it is. Why are you giving boobs power over you like that
“crossdressing is erotic” Why? Does it turn you on? And if it does, why is that anyone else’s problem? Are sandals erotic? People with foot fetishes aren’t banning flip-flops
“same sex relationships are perverted” Even if they never fuck and just do taxes and shit? Why are you so fixated on gay people doing horny stuff. Why can’t you divide a category of people from porn
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Am I late to the fucking game or does just about every single social taboo related to promiscuity boil down to “your insistence that it’s kinky is the only thing making it kinky instead of boring”?
Imagine being so pornbrained that you cannot conceive of a reality where a dude might want to hold hands with his husband or go to a nude beach or wear a cute summer dress to the farmers market without being insanely rock hard about it the entire goddamn time
The tags are gold too
There are people who will say shit like 'well, now I have to imagine what they're doing in bed and that's ewwwww' about their gay co-workers while I'm generally just not in the habit of imagining what my coworkers do in bed.
Sorry for being cranky, Reddit found one of my stream-of-consciousness posts that blew up and, because they're Redditors, missed the part where posting on Tumblr isn't the formal, high-effort act that Creating An Entire Reddit Post is viewed as.
There's a huge cultural split between "and yet you made an entire post about it" websites and "do you know you can make your own post" websites, which means that posts on the one type of site will be completely recontextualized by screenshotting them and putting them on the other type to the single-website segment of the userbase.
On a Redditlike site, which broadly also includes forums, creating a Post is a privilege reserved for someone who's done their time in the comments by standing out and saying Important and Related Things, such as highlighting the flaws of the original post. Making a Bad Post is a crime, and if you're not putting in the effort to pander to the specific type of content that the sub-community wants, you're making a Bad Post.
On a microblogging site, posting means that you have a text box in front of you that you're encouraged to dump whatever the fuck you want into. Firing off three posts in quick succession vaguely centered on the same topic because that's what's on your mind is called "using the website." Replying to someone else's post with your own tangent is annoying, because you can just make your own goddamn post.
This clash is why I do not like when Redditors hallucinate about some block of text I put on the internet while waiting for the bus several months ago as if it was some deliberately crafted Statement and not like, me seeing some stuff on Tumblr and participating in an ongoing conversation at the time.
Some CharacTaur commissions! People seem to really like the dragon-themed ones.
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Im fine and normal. My form is not ever upsetting to me. (Writes a story about a spaceship made out of meat) (writes a story about a girl transforming into a dragon) (rights a story about women permanently altering themselves with magic) (writes a-(im pulled off stage by a comedically long hook))
Queued right up for it
Someone shared my fridge wolf here and that inspired me to try Tumblr again
It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.
yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*
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A Bunch of Taurs!!
I really like how all these guys turned out :)
