You know, like, Nya?

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

we are at 16%!!!!!!

I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

here’s a wet pathetic man in a gifset to get you started and then I’m going to send you memes as propaganda

gatetossing: hurling the gate at passersby and attempting to capture them, regardless of whether they wanted to pass through the gate

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

this is indeed how it used to be before the porn ban

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

It’s not that a prison can’t be nice sometimes, it’s just that you can’t leave

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

my Woker hot take is unlearning flawed and bigoted rhetoric you were raised with isnt *hard* unless you like fundamentally do not care about the people around you and lack curiosity and interest in the world. lol