some kind of yucky mold
ewwwww
oh my god?
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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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some kind of yucky mold
ewwwww
oh my god?

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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal
Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.
There's a piece of writing in the Name of the Wind that's always held a soft spot for me.
Don't think of yourself as a beginner. Think of yourself as a ghost haunting the halls of writing.
obsessed w this fucking tweet

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The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.
Hello!
Howdy!
I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the… With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?
Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…
A… One of those right there!
You really must tell me, what’s it called??
I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
@ perfectunion
Drivers in Massachusetts for ride-hailing apps such as Uber and Lyft have become the first in the nation to certify a union.
The tumpet 🎺
It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.
a post about when someone tags someone else on your post
@kneebie check this shit out
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emilio please im not sure how catering would help this situation
Gutted to learn that the incredible Anthony Head passed away. I need everyone to see thos incredible edit of him
favourite way to laugh
lol
lmao/lmfao
rofl
haha
ahaha
teehee
hehe
AKSHSLHSSJ (keyboard smash)
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so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.

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favourite way to laugh
lol
lmao/lmfao
rofl
haha
ahaha
teehee
hehe
AKSHSLHSSJ (keyboard smash)
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ITSY. ITSY BITSY. SPIDER. THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER. ITSY