reblogging in here

I have been accused by the makers of South Park For Scene Kids of attempting to profit off their generic fucking werewolf character. which, to be clear. I fucking didnt. also if I contest it they can sue me.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

the truly evil part about lolcowing is that the targets are almost always people who have done something/things that are unsavory at best or objectively harmful at worst and that is used as justification to treat them however you want with no recourse whatsoever. like you suddenly have permission to dehumanize someone for what, fucking entertainment. and if anyone tells you to cool it for a minute, suddenly they're supportive of that behavior, making you effectively immune to anyone who disagrees. like apparently nobody's ever heard of disproportionate punishment

i've been obsessed with saying "got em with the classic [_____] prank" after something bad happens. got 'em with the classic throwing my computer prank. got 'em with the classic network storm prank. got 'em with the classic shit my pants wait hold on

damn they got my ass with the classic pronouns skeleton prank fr

hey guys remember when you were in school and you saw how adults treated you and your peers and you thought "man. when i grow up i'd never do this. i will never be the annoying old asshole talking about how different it was when i was a kid, when i clearly grew up in a different time. i will never blame the kids for things they can't control." do you remember that? haha me too. anyways can you guys stop making fun of "ipad babies" and start seeing children as people

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

I'm aware the "bullying" between northern and southern italians mostly isn't even acknowledged by the rest of the world but I wish the few times it Was acknowledged it wouldn't be like "haha so funny north hate south because xyz" because it's much, much more serious and it's been going on forever, the northern parts of Italy have historically been exploiting the south, and dehumanizing the southerners, calling us uncivilized illiterate monkeys and chanting for the Vesuvius to clean us with fire, they still do to the point it's normal that I've had housing contracts rejected because they "didn't want dirty neapolitans" and that every time the south is hit by a natural disaster and people die from it, the news don't care, but in the north it's a tragedy even with no injured, and that if the south has no funds for infrastructure because the government doesn't give us any, then it's our fault. All of this is perfectly legal and allowed. I'm really tired and this probably doesn't make any sense to anyone outside of this fucked up hell country but I wanted to get it out there

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.