Don't piss me off, You'll regret it.

God, i'm bored as fuck

  He groaned and looked up at her. “You’re just now figuring this out?”

She shrugged, “I don’t know where I’ve been”

"I noticed."

God, i'm bored as fuck

  "Good. Now you know how I feel. Cause you’re a pain in my ass." He snickered.

She jumped up from the ground and pinned him down on the couch laughing, “You’re such a jerk”

He groaned and looked up at her. "You're just now figuring this out?"

God, i'm bored as fuck

  He rolled his eyes playfully and pushed her off the couch. “Loser.”

she landed on the ground with a thud, “Ow my ass!” she rubbed her butt

"Good. Now you know how I feel. Cause you're a pain in my ass." He snickered.

God, i'm bored as fuck

She laid back on the couch, “yeah I know”

He rolled his eyes playfully and pushed her off the couch. “Loser.”

God, i'm bored as fuck

"I could."

"You could, but I’m the sure the thought of fucking me literally makes you cringe"

He chuckled. "You know me so well."

God, i'm bored as fuck

  "Because I knew you wouldn’t accept "

"And if I did?"

She chuckled “you wouldn’t. “

"I could."

God, i'm bored as fuck

  "Because I knew you wouldn’t accept "

"And if I did?"

God, i'm bored as fuck

  "But you don’t so it’s a non issue"

"But why did you offer?"

God, i'm bored as fuck

God, i'm bored as fuck

Oh my god

God, i'm bored as fuck

Oh my god

God, i'm bored as fuck

God, i'm bored as fuck

Oh my god

God, i'm bored as fuck

  "You’re so frustrating"