just string me up, down by the trees

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

It's really hard to explain what I mean but yknow that moment in the show where the protagonist realises who is pulling all the strings and it all clicks into place. But it implicates their companion in the process? And they turn around to tell their companion about their revelation and the shot changes and you can just see the companion is already 5 steps ahead of them. They're got this knowing look and a smarmy smile on their face. And before the protagonist even gets to speak they have a silent moment of "we both know what we know." LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF VILLAIN REVEAL.

This is called Anagnorisis.

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

you can have fun with Sexual Diamorphism

"noo that's my comfort slur used by transmeds to bully nonbinary teens because they 'aren't trans enough' 🥺🥺🥺" "nooo that's my comfort acronym that puts nonbinary people into binary boxes and completely ignores the existence of intersex people 🥺🥺"

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

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Saw a post making fun of vegans and yeah a lot of vegans suck but I remember when I was vegetarian for like ten years the ways meat eaters treated me were just as annoying, if not worse, than the average vegan. Like it'd be daily bullshit. Sometimes it'd be a coworker doing the "I'll eat an extra burger for you!" sometimes it'd be the work place telling you they accommodated you at the work party cuz they got Mac n cheese, acting like the bacon in its not a big deal and you only get to have lunch cuz the religious ladies knew what was going to happen and they shared with you. Sometimes people straight up try to force you to eat meat. Like I'm not joking when I say being vegetarian was bringing me near daily harassment, especially in the work place, but people just do not respect you no matter the excuse. The ladies who did it for religious purposes had people treat them like shit (racism etc) and then me being like "meat makes me sick" would be mocked. Like. Idk. I dislike self righteous vegans but the average American meat eater™ tangibly was so much worse.

it's funny when ppl screencap a post where op turned off the reblogs and that version gets tons of notes, bc i can guarantee you 90 percent of the time it's because the original op was getting all kinds of bullshit in their inbox/notifs/etc because of it. it's like seeing a cursed necklace that someone shed and being like "why would someone throw out this beautiful necklace!? let me wear it right now"