in this economy?

it's always the biggest losers who say "it cost 0 dollars to be kind" did you or did not tell a whole server of six-year olds to kill themselves on roblox last night??

hate it when people say "as if the world revolves around u?" in a sarcastic tone. like yes, that is exactly what i wanted to hear.

i'm thinking about lying more. so if you trust me, maybe you should think about that a little harder.

come on child safety lid, you know it's me.

why must ALL my actions have consequences?? this is literally my first time being alive, stop being mean.

boutta throw a fit (aggressive cleaning to feel something).

we need to launch a federal investigation on the word "moist" and why so many people are opposed to it.

i love opening doors for short men. lmao, "after u babygirl"

any dawg that might've been in me was euthanized, i fear.

she is pretty neat. she does have cats.

pluto really was the first victim of cancel culture 😔

everybody gangsta till blaine's (from glee) somewhere only we know comes on.

touching grass ain't enough, i need to be the grass.

people get wayyyy too comfortable on the internet. what happened to secrets?? to shame??? to decorum????

my problem is, everything is a sign to me.

so full of wisdom.