Government-mandated headpats

A very good cat running the experiment of “how tiny can I meow?”

“Blood sweat and tears” such an excellent method of measuring investment. Yeah I worked really hard on this, hurt myself a lot, cried the whole time. stress nosebleed, sweated profusely, sobbed openly. Bleeding sweating crying etc. And everyone goes oh. Well done.

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

I love this fucking movie, and from what I gathered from the commentary (which is amazing and worth a listen) a lot of it has to do with it being a Disney movie with no musical numbers and a piss poor marketing campaign.

with atlantis and treasure planet i think people see that they were commercial failures and try to work backwards to find something wrong with them to explain it when really they failed because they were different and badly promoted

Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

The only zombies that have ever scared me in any videogame are the ones from Stalker, exactly because they are talking. Hearing a zombie repeatedly promising his daughter that he'll definitely come back home made me so freaked out as a kid I actually stopped playing the game and haven't touched it untill I was like 16. There's still something human left there, trapped in a decaying body, thinking about it's family but never able to come back to them. Fucking terrifying, no amount of fast jumpscare screaming zombies will ever come close to that psychological horror.

aaaa!!! boy cuddles!!! so soft and warm!!!! feeling gentle breathing on your chest while u kiss him on the head!!! aaaa!!!

This is incomprihensiple

yeah

good

Canada and Australia remain as a monument to the fact the founding fathers were right

We strongly Advocate for Lesbianism in all aspects of your life where possible, it's good for the soul and for the efficiency of the trains probably

We also advocate for Transsexualism and Homosexuality

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. "the squirter meme" didnt bring it up either