The cuter the flower, the more poison they have

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

what even are any of these “alternative sites to tumblr in case it dies” everyone’s suggesting like i’ve never heard of any of these in my life do you really expect me to create an account on babar the elephant dot com or some shit and follow you there

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

one of the most fucked up ideas that’s been brought on by diet culture is that eating is something you have to ‘earn’ and not something you like…need to live and also contributes to your mood and general psychological well-being

I don’t think half of us would even have a sense of humor if it wasn’t for spongebob

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

no men november. no men december. no men all year. i’m a lesbian.