Iâm Suzumun/Sophie, and I donât know what the hell to expect! I havenât been on Tumblr in many MANY years, so much has changed (itâs a bit scary), and really, I only returned because @distortsverity keeps begging me to pester her here. Wherever Hika is, Suzu must be I guess!
Very low activity, very low energy. Seriously. Keep that in mind if you decide to click follow. Like I said, Iâm here primarily for Ayaâs sake. However, I am more than open to writing with new people, though Iâll need to reacclimate after such a long time away.
Okay, rules!
Mutuals-only.
Donât godmod. Only I can control Suzu.
Remember that I, Suzumun, do not always endorse Suzuâs beliefs and actions.
Single-ship with @distortsverity. Maybe in the future (and thatâs a BIG maybe), I will consider shipping Suzu with other characters, but Iâm currently not comfortable enough to do so.
My Discord is available only for regular writing partners.
Suzuna Morozova, not Candice Morozova. She will be extremely confused if you address her by the latter.
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Other than her body turning over a few times a night, Suzu doesnât move around much in her sleep. Nor is she a loud snorer! She drifts off quickly, too, like within 5-10 minutes of her head hitting the pillow, usually closer to 5⌠On the other hand, though, it is so very easy to wake her up. Sudden temperature change from losing her covers? Eyes open. A little sunlight coming in, or light from a device turning on? Eyes open. Couple chirps from a Starly on the balcony? Open. Sheets rustled? Door or floor creak? Wifeâs arm suddenly leaving her waist? You guessed it, open. She needs complete silence and complete darkness⌠Fortunately, Suzu will have little trouble falling asleep again if the disruption isnât ongoing, and as long as she has her 8-9 hours, getting disturbed twice or thrice wonât leave her worse for wear once sheâs up in the morning!
All this to explain why sheâs been using a Mamoswine-themed sleep mask since forever, one that extends over her ears. Itâs an essential item. She canât travel anywhere without it!
@kissakiced asked : âHi Hika-chan! Uhhhhhh you have skibidi rizz. New Unovan expression I just learned!â THANKS JAMES
â Well you shouldnât have. Sounds to me like theyâre devolving. â One quick Google search later . . . â You just told me I have the charisma of a toilet occupied by a human head. â
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"I think you need to teach 'Kari about Skibbidi rizz."
âHmmmmâŚâ Rizz she knows already, to tell the shameful truth, but Skibbidi? It sounds⌠Only slightly familiar. Like a few degrees above being a total unknown. Suzunaâs thinking she might have heard some kids toss it around during her latest trip to Unova. âWell, first, youâre gonna have to explain to me what that is, especially the Skibbidi part!â
ââŚOoor I could just look it up later? If itâs something rather complicated!â
:| please stop making weird comments like â looks so yummy â and â real swag â and â i wish i was that small sometimes â on my inat observations. ( sheâs grateful theyâre both using pseudonyms, at least . . . )
âCâmon, Hika! It wouldnât hurt you to have a little more whimsy in your life! Also, you gotta admit that fish you caught yesterday was real swag. I just told it as it is!â
ââŚHey. If you say it out loud, Iâll put a lid on my cringe for⌠Hmmm⌠A week.â
:| please stop making weird comments like â looks so yummy â and â real swag â and â i wish i was that small sometimes â on my inat observations. ( sheâs grateful theyâre both using pseudonyms, at least . . . )
âCâmon, Hika! It wouldnât hurt you to have a little more whimsy in your life! Also, you gotta admit that fish you caught yesterday was real swag. I just told it as it is!â
ââŚHey. If you say it out loud, Iâll put a lid on my cringe for⌠Hmmm⌠A week.â
On her public social media, Suzu behaves with decorum and tries to keep things looking professional. Why, because sheâs a Gym Leader, duh⌠And because of who her wife is. Minimal sharing about her personal life unless she made some kind of achievement, no chiming in on drama or celebrity gossip (no matter how badly she wants to!), no impulsive LOLworthy thoughts, no fandom memes, no dissing some stupid fashion trend thatâs making its rounds on her feed⌠For the most part, she just shares whatever she thinks is relevant to Snowpoint, her colleagues in the League, her academic connections, or Sinnoh as a whole. If something remarkable is happening in another Region, like a tournament or a villain-caused disaster, sheâll post about that, too. Lastly, you can expect photos or videos involving her PokĂŠmon at least 15 times a week. It can be of anything! A training exercise, a visit to a local school, their reactions to some new recipe sheâs trying out, a cuddle pile while theyâre sleeping together, frolicking in a snowstorm⌠Whatever, whenever she feels like sharing!
Her social mediaâs kinda mundane, though, in comparison to what other Leagues allow their members to post... Or even what her colleagues can get away with. Consider her jealous.
She does have private accounts just for friends and family, but⌠They slip off her mind waaay too easily. Having to maintain multiple public accounts already takes up so much of her mental bandwidth! She figures that if they REALLY need to share something with her, theyâll just do it through a text, call, or email. If they donât, well⌠Sorry! It might take her a couple days, but sheâll get around to seeing it.
Remember how I said Suzuna tries to be mature when posting in a public space? Comment sections are the exception sometimes. She canât help leaving silly brief comments for silly creatures and plants, on Twitter or on iNaturalist! Thankfully, those killjoys higher up havenât put her on notice yetâŚ
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"temper temper, suzuna..." eris purrs, her soft voice still sweet like poisoned honey. "my my, you seem to have inherited hikari's nasty tongue. along with her annoying zealotry. how tragic."
"you're right, of course. galactic did fail. but, make no mistake, I gladly cooperated with authorities, served my time, and then left sinnoh of my own accord. your stifling region is of little interest to me, anymore." she narrows her eyes, glasses glinting. "funnily enough, devon corporation welcomed me with open arms soon after. let me truly spread my wings. and now? I'm more successful than I've ever been. because I've decided to fully seize my second chance."
her smile widens. she is loving this, still so poisonous after all these years. every word is meant to be a venomous sting.
"...you sense it too, don't you? while other regions have moved ahead with inter-dimensional portals, futuristic metropolises, and space exploration, sinnoh stubbornly clings to the past. an obsession with draconian standards and myth. galactic's revolution was so effective because sinnohans were ready for any change at all." eris laughs. "when hikari defeated us, I know the government was happy--they kicked cynthia to the background to crown their new savior, right away. now your wife is their perfect little puppet, isn't she? model citizen. paragon. you must be so proud."
"you can believe in your heroic dichotomy all you want, suzuna. but, if matters of good and evil are settled so simply...then why am I still on top?"
Well, so much for trying to provoke her⌠All Suzu managed to do was give Jupiter more ammunition to use to rile her up. More entertainment, too⌠The former Commander appears just as collected as ever, lashing back with more calculated retorts, that insufferable smirk only widening, and then ending with calling Hikari a puppet. The Savior of Sinnoh, Suzuâs darling wife, A PUPPET! (And she just had to bring up Cynthia, too!)
As for the Snowpoint Gym Leader, well⌠Sheâs about ready to blow a fuse. Failing to keep her cool⌠Funny, that. For every second that Jupiterâs arrogant, nauseating voice fouls the air around them, Suzuna feels herself moving that much closer to her boiling point, struggling to resist the temptation to just⌠Scream. To storm away in a huff. Or to challenge Jupiter to a PokĂŠmon battle.
âYou?! On top?!â Another laugh in disbelief. Someone ring her up if Mister Stone loses his mind and declares Eris Evans his successor. Sheâll die laughing, then! âYeah, working for some fancy suits whoâll only fund you and keep you onboard for as long as your brainâs useful to them⌠Totally on top! Now Hikari, on the other hand⌠She has a vital role in gearing Sinnoh up for the future. Irreplaceable! Which means, FYI, that the government needs her, and they treat her as an equal, chasing the same ambitions. But what the hell do you know, huh?! Since you apparently havenât realized that space is one of our fortes, these days!âÂ
Suddenly, Suzuna takes a few considerable steps back. She knows Jupiter will notice immediately, and sheâll have something nasty to say about it, but she doesnât care anymore. Finally, sheâs gotten fed up with this. Finally, she is making ready to end their pointless conversation, to turn around and get the hell away from here! Away from HER! Jupiter can go ahead and call this a win for the worldâs most infuriating Karma Houdini, whatever⌠But Suzuna didnât fly all this way to Hoenn just to goof off with an old enemy who loves using her wife for cheap potshots.
Still yapping, though! Making one last effort to get under Jupiterâs skin! It may be hard to catch through Suzunaâs still-glowering expression and staunchly livid tone, but what comes next brings her no small amount of pleasure to shout out⌠âHereâs another little newsflash: look in the mirror if you wanna see whoâs a real tool at heart! Remember how your old master was only using you, using Galactic to make the reality that he envisioned? A universe allll for himself, how beautiful is that! Then you moved on to warm and sunny Hoenn, only to serve yet another rich master!â
ââŚYouâre not actually calling the shots on anything, are you, Jupiter? Youâre a Devon scientist! You still gotta answer to someone!â The corners of Suzuâs lips lift into a smirk as she turns on her heel and begins to walk, refusing to glance over her shoulder even once. âI bet youâre just another good middling subordinate, puffing up like youâre soooo strong and dangerous, when really, youâre helping more powerful people achieve their dreams! Kinda like before!â
âBut hey⌠Maybe that, and making bank, are exactly what you wanted out of life, after all!â
"...mm. still so bitter after all these years, suzuna? and still so righteous...to an annoying, childish degree. sinnoh's 'savior' must be rubbing off on you."
"don't be upset with me because you couldn't protect your own surroundings. I merely saw a weakness, and I...exploited it." the former commander smiles, still reveling in the satisfaction of snaring uxie all those years ago. "lake acuity will always be the site of your failure as a gym leader...but at least you got what you wanted in the end. I suppose we all did, hm?"
"yes, hikari's coattails must be nice and warm. how cozy for you."
Struck with the urge to just cut her off, Suzuna canât help letting out an incredulous laugh the second she hears âstill so bitterâ fall from Jupiterâs poisonous tongue⌠But instead, Suzu holds her own, feeling her nails dig into her palms as she clenches her hands. Thereâs really no need to be polite to someone so repugnant as an ex-Galactic Commander, an unrepentant one at that⌠And yet, she stews quietly in her rapidly-building anger, she forces herself to listen, and she chooses to gracefully let the other say her piece, spout her bullshit, while a thousand possible retorts cross through her mind.
âYou think I wonât spend the rest of my life regretting that I wasnât there?â the Gym Leader snaps once itâs her turn to speak⌠And boy does she have a lot to say! However, in consideration of Jupiterâs precious time, because Suzuna is such a thoughtful person, she will try to be selective with her words. Try to.
âI donât need you to remind me that I let Barry and Uxie down.â After all this time, it still threatens to choke her up just thinking about it⌠Good thing she canât actually dwell for the time being, since thereâs plenty of thoughts waiting to be voiced! âAnd no, screw you, do not tell me not to be upset with you! Doesnât matter how many years itâs been, I have every right to stay bitter and holier-than-thou with a bunch of lunatics who tried killing the universe! But youâŚ!â She jabs a finger at Jupiter. âYouâre acting like Iâm irrational here, like all you did was steal a little candy!â
Well, itâs suddenly beginning to dawn on her that she is, in fact, being irrational⌠Because she shouldâve known better than to engage in conversation with this lost cause of a human being. Suzuna knows, now, that sheâs said enough, maybe too much. She knows sheâs only managed to waste her breath on someone who does not deserve it, someone who will never change, someone who obviously gets a kick out of pushing other peopleâs buttonsâŚ
But Suzuâs mouth refuses to stop yapping just yet. One more retort. Sheâs too far in to leave without repaying the insults⌠Without at least trying to provoke Jupiter back!
âAnd yâknow, Iâm not sure that all of us got what we wanted in the end,â Suzuna scoffs. âBarry and Hikari whooped your butt on Spear Pillar, didnât they? Along with your friend with the red hair?â A rhetorical question! Suzuna was there when it happened, catching glimpses of their two-on-two while she and her colleagues were subduing the Grunts⌠What she didnât get to see, sad to say, was the goofy, satisfied grin that must have been plastered on Barryâs face after his well-deserved revenge. âI also heard Hika trounced you one last time on Stark Mountain, before you fled for good⌠So you failed out of Sinnoh. Unlike Barry, unlike me, thereâs never gonna be a comeback for you. Youâll never be as successful as you were with Cyrus!â
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âUsually I love seeing people smile, especially if itâs directed at me, but I donât wanna see yours!â Jupiter you are such a shitty person oh my god.
