enter if you dare

y'all I think tumblr just took my messages like the tab is just gone with no warning? what do I even do about this??

seems I've been shadowbanned???

incredibly telling that i saw nothing but praise for the amazing digital circus until the audience got tricked into caring about a trans woman.

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

This wizard war is fucked. We've been stuck in these trenches for three months and we've only advanced about 20 yards in that time. They won't even let us cast fireball for fear of snipers. All I do most days is cast desication spells on people's socks.

I could have sworn I just heard someone say “Power-word: Zeppelin!” two lines over

In the year 1915, military magicians developed the spell Power-word: Zeppelin. Regardless of the original intent, the spell proved tactically disastrous. In many cases, the zeppelins failed to achieve any sort of structural coherence before being targetted by artillery. In rare cases where the zeppelin did successfully manifest, hundreds of gallons of potable water were required for equivalent exchage to produce the necessary hydrogen. This led to many formal protests by logisticians and the spell was banned from being cast on the front lines by the summer of 1917

And yet we don't have enough water for the jackets to cool the machine guns, that's the top brass for you....