enter if you dare

y'all I think tumblr just took my messages like the tab is just gone with no warning? what do I even do about this??

seems I've been shadowbanned???

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

This wizard war is fucked. We've been stuck in these trenches for three months and we've only advanced about 20 yards in that time. They won't even let us cast fireball for fear of snipers. All I do most days is cast desication spells on people's socks.

I could have sworn I just heard someone say “Power-word: Zeppelin!” two lines over

In the year 1915, military magicians developed the spell Power-word: Zeppelin. Regardless of the original intent, the spell proved tactically disastrous. In many cases, the zeppelins failed to achieve any sort of structural coherence before being targetted by artillery. In rare cases where the zeppelin did successfully manifest, hundreds of gallons of potable water were required for equivalent exchage to produce the necessary hydrogen. This led to many formal protests by logisticians and the spell was banned from being cast on the front lines by the summer of 1917

And yet we don't have enough water for the jackets to cool the machine guns, that's the top brass for you....

btw i noticed some people talking about the "i'm still here" on this and i figured i'd say i had the song something cool by saoirse dream in my head while drawing this and i thought those lyrics would be fitting :3

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

and implying that rape is just the natural outcome of having more testosterone

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.