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-why would a adult go full force on a mere child- madara to the 5 kage

-am i sweating? no just rain these fools could never make me sweat- obito

-eat a dick kakazu- hidan

-huh? you fat fuck- hidan 

-you think some gay little crows can stop us?- hidan again

-yo aloe vera where the fuck is sasuke- naruto talking to white zetsu

-each jutsu has its weakness and this jutsus weakness is my existence- itachi to kabuto 

-your dick isnt special- sai to naruto

-i am your god now (my personal favorite) - shikamaru