my life is a cosmic joke

Let’s stay up late tonight and just go crazy

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

World Heritage Post

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

This is killing me

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

Hey, it’s me, your English teacher from the beginning of the movie who read a passage that would become thematically relevant later while you stared longingly out the window. I noticed since you came back from your magical quest you’ve been even more listless that usual. Yeah I know about that. We usually have about one or two every semester, so I try to cater my curriculum to the current supernatural crisis so you can remember some appropriate words from classic literature at the right moment in the plot. It’s kind of a thankless job but the world’s still here so I’m not doing too bad haha. That was a joke you can laugh. Anyway I know I’ve kind of taken on a mentor role for you because of your lack of stable father figure but just wanted to let you know that I am a mandated reporter so please don’t tell me if you’re thinking about killing yourself

I’ve given the worst 12 years of my life to this site

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear