Flirty. Dirty. Nerdy.

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

The cleanomorph

you can trust the people of reddit to have a solution for the most random ungoogle-able only-ever-happened-to-one-other-person-ever problem with your laptop. you cannot trust the people of reddit to have even one normal opinion about any woman, real or fictional.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

you ever meet someone and it's just like oh wow this person needs a visit from the divorce fairy

Okay guys I have the day off tomorrow so I will totally clean my whole house, finish every book I’m reading, do all the stuff I’ve been putting off, and solve world hunger :) so excited

Bad news guys

The strong as fuck ice mummy attacked?

The strong as fuck ice mummy 😔

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

if my year gets fucked up by something called hentaivirus I'm going psychotic

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it