sai。

they’re calling if the worst blog post ever but one person clapped so i bravely continue

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him. 

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

Pokemon Heritage Post

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes