We'll Get There, Someday

local teenage misfit takes advice of sister to “look good for once and maybe get laid”

I need money. You need me to gush about your dragons in a mild-to-moderately incoherent fashion. I need so much wine after the week I’ve had. So, Drinkin’ Lair Reviews! Everyone wins!

Tonight, I’m doing Pay What You Want Drinkin’ Lair Reviews - and you don’t even have to pay until you get the review! I will gladly take anything from food to money to spare clothes and familiars to chuck at Baldwin to particularly shiny rocks. Gems would be awesome, since I’ve depleted my stores, but anything you send will be appreciated.

How It Works:

Step One - Reblog this post. By preference, give me a link to your lair, but I can work with a username and ID. I will just ignore any reblog that doesn’t have at least one of those pieces of info. You can also give me info about dragons to ignore, or specific dragons to focus on.

Step Two - I can absolutely guarantee that the first 5 rebloggers will get reviews once I’m comfortably sloshed. I will likely do more, but there are no absolutes. It all depends on when bedtime strikes. Meanwhile, while you all are reblogging, I enjoy this nice bottle of Malbec.

Step Three - I review your lair! I’ll talk about a maximum of 5 dragons. I’ll talk about colors, genes, accents/skins (where applicable), lore (where applicable), and my overall impressions of your lair. Or sometimes I’ll yell at you for my inability to spell the names of your dragons, and bestow nicknames upon them.

Step Four - After your review is posted, send me some sort of payment. Whatever you’d like! I am an indiscriminate Dragon Capitalist.

http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&id=26263 

Hi FR friends! 

Great job! Good luck at college! My advice would be if you’re living in a dorm for college, get a rice cooker and an electric kettle. (Even if your dorm doesn’t allow them! just be sure to hide them well for room inspections.) 

Reblog this post with a picture and a link to your favorite dragon for a chance to get a drawing of them in this style. I’ll do one or two:

LF> Fire Emblem trash in the FR tag. Possibly planning a project and I need to know how many of y’all there even are.

Uhh reblog or respond with your FR username and ID (if it isn’t somewhere on your blog) and which games you’ve played? (If you haven’t played any but are interested in the series/know things about it that flies too.)

HELLO YES FIRE EMBLEM TRASH HERE I call mage line!