Please spare me from the moral bullshit

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

IF THIS IS THE CURE I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HIV POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO BEES

BEEES

BEES???

HEY LOOK MORE REASONS TO SAVE BEES

SAVE THE BEES HOLY SHIT BECAUSE THEY DIE ONCE THEY STING YOU SO IF THEY STING YOU TO CURE YOU THEN THEY DIE SO WE NEED MORE BEES

WE NEED MORE BEES. FOR BEE LUBE.

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink