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Kinksters, welcome to your crash course into a kinky new alphabet! 🧑‍🏫

Whether you’re a seasoned sexpert in the kink department or a fetish-newbie looking for ways to spice up your steamy sessions, prepare to get your freak on! 😈

A is for Age Gaps

Adult age gaps are huuuugein the kink world. Think hot "MILFs", sexy cougars, silver foxes, toys, the list goes on! So many of us are turned on by the sexual energy, maturity, prowess and presence of an older, more experienced person - or by the perceived stamina of someone younger! The idea of breaking the social stigma associated with age gap relationships is another major turn on for you kinky rebels out there.

B is for BDSM

BDSM: Bondage, Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. Involving ample opportunities for sexual domination and submission, elements of BDSM fulfil the desires of the kink community in abundance! 😏

BDSM playmates strive to indulge in an anti-vanilla sex life! Flirting with the fine line between consensual pleasure and pain is intensely erotic and gratifying, while scenes can be stopped with agreed safewords at any moment.

Bondage: Playmates being restrained or tied up for erotic pleasure / during sex acts. Restraints can range from simple sex toys like ropes or handcuffs, to more elaborate set-ups that may involve cages, benches, or hooks.

Discipline: The power play between the Dom / Sub roles is what many kinksters find so hot when it comes to BDSM. Discipline can vary according to individual preference, but can include rules with ‘punishments’ from spanking, to orgasm denial, to erotic humiliation…

Sadism & Masochism: Sadist playmates get sexual pleasure from consensually inflicting physical pain or psychological humiliation onto playmates. Masochistic playmates are the Sadist counterparts, deriving sexual pleasure from receiving consensual pain or humiliation (from biting and scratching, to whipping and gagging, e to cock and ball torture, nipple clamps, electric shocks, etc…). While these dynamics suggest strict domination and submission, not all Doms are sexual sadists, while not all Sub are masochists.

C is for Cuckolding

A Cuckold is someone who gets sexual pleasure from watching their partner having sex with someone else (that someone else being dubbed the ‘Bull’). This turn-on is mainly associated with erotic humiliation, but also with arousal caused by primal jealousy, and the thrill of breaking cultural taboos around cheating. On the other hand, plenty of Cuckolds simply get genuine pleasure from watching their lover receive sexual satisfaction!

D is for Dirty Talk

Express your horniness and unleash your wild side! Believe it or not, the mind is our body’s most erogenous zone - and who doesn’t love a bit of filthy dialogue?

Dirty talk allows us to lose our inhibitions in the heat of passion, vocalise our naughtiness, and transgress our usual conventions of conversation. OoooOoo - spicy.

Scientifically, the amygdala (a brain region that’s heavily involved in excitement and pleasure during sex) is stimulated by dirty talk, so it’s no surprise that this is such a popular kink.

E is for Exhibitionism

Steamy sex sessions are super hot behind closed doors, but some of us filthy devils experience a whoooole higher level of pleasure from getting down and dirty in places where other adults can arrange to watch our nude and saucy antics.

‘Exhibitionism’ captures the arousal felt by everything from having sex outside to baring all for others consensually. This can include sharing explicit photos/videos, fooling around with your lover in someone else’s house, a super hot car sesh, or outdoor fun with enthusiastic voyeurs. It’s all about the erotic thrill of doing something unconventional or surprising: causing that blood pumping feeling that’ll heighten our senses from the risk of discovery and the disruption of conventional notions around both sex and nudity.

F is for Feet

Ah, the famous foot fetish! A kink so common that it frequently tops the list of all kinks! Like all kinks, foot fetishes exist on a spectrum. Fantasising about watching feet, touching feet, smelling feet, or doing things with feet - from squeaky clean to festering filth - can each be sexually arousing for foot fetish kinksters. Whether it’s kissing them, sucking them, massaging them, cumming over them, being fucked by them, fucking with them, trampling, sending photos, you name it - there’s someone getting off on it. Some can even orgasm purely through having foot stimulation.

It’s totally personal to what turns you on, and the extent of it! 💦

G is for Gags

This one is all to do with kinksters who love playing with power dynamics. Gags are worn inside or over the mouth to stop the wearer from speaking during playtime, symbolising submission of their whole mouth / voice to their playmates.

While some gags fill the mouth, mouth-spreading gags are used to widen the mouth for penetration. So whether you’re increasing access to a playmate’s mouth, silencing them, or erotically ‘punishing or ‘humiliating’ them, there's a gag for a whole array of erotic, ultra-thrilling BDSM experiences.

H is for Hair

That’s right, some of us kinksters are turned on by human hair - from the head, to anywhere on the body. Most of us have experimented with hair-pulling in the bedroom, but there’s waaaaaay more to this kink.

Running their fingers through their own / a playmate’s hair, shaving it, washing it, kissing it, smelling it, styling it, those aroused speak of enjoying its feel, scent, look, colour, and length. 💇‍♀️

I is for Impact Play

If you’ve ever playfully been spanked / spanked your playmate in a moment of passion , then you’re already practising impact play and BDSM. This kink involves being sexually aroused by being struck by your playmates during sex or by being the one doing the striking. Palms, paddles, whips, or whatever else you have to hand (spatulas work great, btw), impact play allows for heightened sensations both physically and psychologically.

Let’s face it, most physical sensations can be eroticised, and combined with the arousal from sensual power play, we’re not surprised this kink is loved by so many of you!

Stay tuned for the next instalment of your kinky alphabet!

Pinned to the wall, desires burning deep, In our fiery gaze, our secrets we keep. The world fades away, it's just you and me, In this fervent moment, wild and free.

Ahhhh, the wonderful world of solo swinging. Are you new here? Welcome! Are you already a seasoned pro? Tell us… are you free this weekend…? 👅

Regardless of who you are, where you came from, and why you’re here, we thought we’d delve into the variety of styles that Prepare to have your naughty appetite thoroughly whet as you discover some of the sexiest session dynamics in modern culture. 🤤👇

1. Cuckolding: The Bull Dynamic 🐂

A Cuckold is the person (usually the male) who gets sexual pleasure from watching their partner having sex with someone else. If you’re that someone else, then you’re the Bull, you lucky thing.

This kink is commonly associated with BDSM-esque humiliation, but can also link to the arousal caused by primal jealousy, or the thrill of breaking cultural taboos around adultery or cheating. 😈

In contrast, plenty of people experience softer emotions from cuckolding - from pleasure that their lover has received further sexual satisfaction, to ‘compersion’ - which means genuine empathetic happiness for their partner’s experience. 🥰

In taking the role of the Bull, you’re invited into an existing relationship dynamic with a couple. Most swinging couples will know exactly what they both want to gain from the cuckold experience before seeking their Bull - so you should always learn more about this before getting down and dirty.

Typically, a Bull is expected to only have sexual contact with 1 person from the couple, while their partner gets off on watching your filthy antics unfold. 🤤

This will suit you if:

✅ You love to play dominant.

✅ You’re happy being watched while having sex.

✅ You don’t always desire physical or sexual contact with every person that’s involved in the sexual dynamic.

✅ You will respect all boundaries set by the Cuckold.

✅ You’re an exhibitionist and enjoy attention.

And remember! While the Cuckold acts as the observer throughout your session, they’re still a full and equal participant who should be experiencing just as much satisfaction as everyone else.

2. Gangbangs: The Group Dynamic

Gangbangs are occasions of consensual sex between 1 person (the receiver) and 3+ people who are all the givers. The givers will each have sexual contact with the receiver either in turns, or all at the same time. 💦

The receiver is the soul focus within this group dynamic! Typically, the givers tend not to sexually involve themselves with each other, but this is a matter of preference and consent. While not penetrating the receiver, givers may stand close by and voyeuristically masturbate while waiting for their time to shine! Unless, of course, the receiver opts for simultaneous penetration. 😛

Gangbang sex itself is often alpha-infused, can get quite rough, and usually lacks emotional intimacy. Their place in the world of sex slots quite firmly under the BDSM umbrella - with the submission of the receiver to multiple sexual dominants, and elements of physical humiliation alongside gratification.

The popularity of gangbangs has risen dramatically in recent years! In fact, ‘Gangbang’ has been in the top 5 searches on adult porn sites worldwide for the last 5 years. Contributing? We won’t tell… 🤐

This will suit you if:

✅ You don’t need to be the centre of attention during sex.

✅ You’re comfortable to perform in the presence of others and watch others perform, no matter your primary sexuality.

✅ You’re into voyeurism and can happily wait your turn.

✅ You’re not easily intimidated.

✅ You get off on giving sole focus to one person and maximising their pleasure as much as is physically possible.

3. Threesomes: The Blended Dynamic 🦄

Two may be company, but three is more than welcome!

Ahhh, so you have been invited into the devil’s triangle having shown you are a Unicorn amongst a field of horses! Bravo. Let’s delve into the world of the titillating triad orgies, shall we?

Otherwise known as a three-way or a ménage à trois, a threesome is a sexual encounter between - you guessed it - three people!

Traditionally, because it’s the most common dynamic for this type of relationship, the unicorn label has been given to a bisexual female, looking to join a pre-existing couple’s sexual experiences. But in actual fact, the unicorn can be any sex or gender, or gender non-conforming. 🦄

While the definiton of the ‘threesome’ may be common knowledge; what may be less known amongst us is that this dynamic does not necessarily have to include acts such as penetration and oral sex to qualify as a threesome. The intensity of intimacy is in the hands of the three involved members and must be consensually agreed upon. These levels are characterised as ‘soft swaps’, which involve kissing and touching, or ‘hard swaps’, where people engage in full sexual intercourse.

A healthy, monogam[-ish!] couple’s choice to invite someone else into their bedroom is usually based either on simple sexual curiosity, a mission to heighten libidos, or to maximise the excitement and pleasure of their existing escapades. If you’re the person joining, a threesome can be a thrilling adventure to embark upon, with very few strings attached. Does sex get much better than that? Sign us up!

Unsurprisingly, a threesome can get a little messy if not handled in the correct way, and a lack of planning may lead to friction and jealousy. Threesomes work only when there’s an equal distribution of attention in all directions, and when communication is clear from the get go. Whether it’s a one night sweat sesh or an ongoing arrangement, trust and mutual respect are the most important ingredients in a threesome. Well, that and a little pinch of spice, of course. 🌶️

This will suit you if:

✅ You don’t mind sharing.

✅ You’re comfortable entering a pre-existing romantic bond.

✅ You enjoy multiple avenues of sexual sensation at the same time.

✅ You’re open to same sex intimacy.

✅ You’re looking for sexual adventure with little-to-no commitment.

✅ You’re capable of honesty and openness.

✅ You’re happy to let the couple take the lead.

✅ You’re comfortable with being the object of desire.

4. Temporarily Pair Up! The Double Couple Dynamic 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑

Not only are you and your partner lucky enough to agree on bringing new people into your sex life, you’ve now found a couple who enjoy dabbling in the same lifestyle as you!

A foursome is where a couple makes a joint decision to bring in another couple to spice things up in the bedroom. This dynamic opens up a whole new world for both couples involved, giving them a chance to enjoy different experiences, as well as learn from how others engage during sexual sessions.

This dynamic may be a safer way to engage in multiple partner play, since the natural balance will likely lead to less jealousy from individuals and a reduced risk of anyone feeling left out of the action.

Top tip: try focussing on developing mutual trust and intimacy with another couple more generally - that way, discussions surrounding intimacy will come more naturally.

Start with the common ground: both couples should disclose details about how their relationship is as it stands and what they’re looking for as an addition, before moving into more erotic zones (literally).

Believe it or not, there are many swinger websites and forums where you can meet likeminded people, ask them about their sexual lifestyle preferences, and if things hit it off, arrange a discreet meet!

This will suit you if:

✅ You’re willing to sufficiently discuss the prospect of a group.

✅ You’re happy being watched while having sex.

✅ You’re into partner swapping.

✅ You’re not the jealous type.

Wrapping up…

Each of your new swinger sex experiences is an exciting voyage into mysterious waters… But once that sun shines, the rhythm flows, and that sail is firmly up, it’ll be the ride of your life. But still, be ready to get very, very wet!💦