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One of the things that tickles me about SJ and SY fics is that well, sometimes they're brothers, sometimes they're parent and kid, etc, but the overall vibe is usually consistent like:
Older Bro Shen Jiu: this is my idiot didi, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Younger Bro Shen Jiu: this my idiot gege, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Father Shen Jiu: this is my idiot son, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Son Shen Jiu: this is my idiot father, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Shizun Shen Jiu: this is my idiot head disciple, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Boyfriend Shen Jiu: this is some idiot I've never met before in my life, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Every Shen Yuan Regardless: please stop threatening to bite out peoples throats, oh my god this is the shit that will get you killed, DO NOT KICK THAT CHILD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU I am trying to save your life here! (γΒ°γΒ°)γ
Drawing request!! Wen Ning and Wei Wuxian SLAYING!!!! (jin zixuan)
Thank you for the doodle request, I kinda went crazy with wwxβ
βIβll just rest my eyesβ is the biggest lie youβre going straight to snorkmimimi land
βIβm going to sleepβ is the biggest lie Iβm going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
Hey students, hereβs a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youβre seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up withΒ βdear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iβll be alive to come tomorrow and Iβm sorry, best slutantions, [name]β.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iβd probably believe they were sick.
βSlutantionsβ has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
βI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blueβ
the subject line was βOWβ
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN βOWβ
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iβd passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line βyou good?β
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereβs about a month and a half block of time where Iβm taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnβt come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like βNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.β I didnβt think until the next day that it probably wasnβt socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenβt coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheβd printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
Itβs even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email βDead cant class soryβ
i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:
she said it was the most beautiful sick email sheβs ever gotten

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Papa and mama are flirting π³πΉ
i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know pplβs opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when itβs a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals youβre my favorite. tag talkers rise up
My first attempt at drawing him... turned out more shiny than I expected
the good ending βοΈ

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Little doodles of my DnD OC Diantha, the earth genasi druid <3 I tried a new sketch brush and I love it!!
Hii, long time no see π
I had the honor of doing an illustration for @forgedinbattleartbook! Preorders are currently open until April 5th with updated prices. Go get your hands on the bundles, so many artists put their heart and soul into the pages!
enjoying this fella a lot
guys lemme cook im workin on a big amy and jellycat cafe piece bc LIKE I SAID. IM CRAVIN THEM COOKIES BRUH
in the meantime here some old shit (before my sonic phase) to ease ur hunger...........
Me leaving comments on fics.

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Pondering my orbs.
there's a rumor that shen qingqiu's assistant carries around a little black slab wherever he goes. perhaps it's an object of unparalleled power to support his shoddy cultivation, or a keepsake from his homeland?