kindness always wins

Regardless of how a body looks or your personal opinions, just fucking don’t

“Um, I’ve never done that before… with a guy. And uh, I was getting a little scared that I was gonna let you leave here without us having done that. So uh, thank you… for um… making that happen for us.”

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

Don’t hide that in the tags @thevastness

neck kisses requested by biancagrieve

I think what’s important right now is  my positive attitude. And I don’t wanna brag, but Us Weekly once described me as “up for anything.” Alexis Rose in Schitt’s Creek Season Two

1.01 // 6.13

tag your results!

for the people that think I excluded lesbians, please know that I did not. I am a lesbian myself, but in this I only used ‘Gay’, and I also meant gay girls with this. please don’t think I am excluding people, I just decided to make ‘only 6′ for now. so if you have any requests for other lock screens I should make, tell me in the comments :D

5x01 // 6x13

You know, at this point who even needs a wedding, am I right? Oh, I do. I need a wedding. Big time.

Patrick + Baseball