angry chihuahua

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

Andrew always sleeps with his arm under Neil’s pillow because it’s where Neil instinctively goes looking for a gun when startled awake from a nightmare, and instead of his fingers finding cold metal, they find warm flesh, and he can be reminded that he’s home

I hope the people making the show understand how locked in dead fucking serious we as a fandom are about percabeth’s gray hair streaks

shane lightly and wordlessly headbutting his forehead against ilya’s mouth to get a forehead kiss blaze post

it’s fine to be critical about the books and it’s fine to be critical about the show and it’s fine to be a hater but honestly. the way some people on here are so critical of the books AND the show AND the fanon AND rachel reid AND the cast and crew AND every other thing they can possibly find makes me suspect that. perhaps. they’d be happier not thinking about or engaging with heated rivalry at all

like. it could not be clearer that if you are engaging with the Shane And Ilya Love Each Other story in which the thesis statement is always gonna be ‘shane and ilya choose each other again and again and again’, while thinking that shane and ilya’s relationship is unhealthy and bad and they shouldn’t be together, you’re setting yourself up for misery and would be infinitely happier doing literally anything else

shane and ilya on a date, they decided to sit at the bar. and they’re there drinking and yapping like they always do when they’re together. when the bartender slides two drinks over and goes “those ladies over there bought these for you” and shane and ilya both glance over at the women who are very beautiful and clearly watching them. then shane goes “maybe they’re hockey fans?” and ilya looks at him with an eyebrow raised and asks “in greece?” and shane just shrugs. ilya turns back to the women, gives them a little wave and a polite smile, then grabs shane by the collar, pulls him in and plants a big sloppy kiss on him. and when they pull apart, ilya looks back at the women and one of them is recording them with a big grin and the one goes “GO CENTAURS” and shane says excitedly “see they’re fans!”

ilya got absolutely wasted the first time he went out with his friends without shane. he spent the rest of the night drunk dialing shane, whining about how much he loves him and misses him. eventually bood had to drag him home and shane opened the door to find ilya standing there clutching a bunny plushie. shane asked bood “what is that?” and bood just shrugged and said “one of the rookies got it for him at the claw machine because ilya wouldn’t shut up about you being stuck in there or something, weird guy” and shane just accepted it resigned. he then thanked bood and carried ilya to the bathroom to shower him, but ilya refused to let go of the bunny the entire time, holding it tight and crying under the water about how much he missed shane, almost screaming in russian “my bunny, my bunny”. shane tried his best to clean him up but eventually just gave up and took him to bed. the next morning after forcing water, painkiller down his throat and making him breakfast, shane showed ilya the video one of the rookies had sent him. it was just ilya hugging the bunny plushie and sobbing in russian “my little beautiful bunny, i miss my bunny, take me to my bunny please” and shane looked at him and asked “i thought i was a cat?” and ilya just mumbled “you’re anything cute”