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friendly reminder: if any of you hurt ellie there WILL be consequences.

sorry for being gone so long. theres been a death in the family.

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veryone saying that it seems like all the previous people working on this podcasts have been victims of the bots, listen. I thought about that too, but again, I doubt it means anything. I bet the bots were modeled after the last incidents, I mean, I heard about the bots from a listener. I’m not even w

ly alone, though. Bots are known for haunting their victims, often causing pain by killing its victims friends or family or otherwise harming them, and are kno

Cuckmobile is better than kin bot

Hello and welcome back to Kingbird, the one stop for all things creepy. Today we’ll be discussing -------, ------------, and a weird story about these things known as ----. So, first off, ------- was a creature described as resembling a black widow, but with - eyes instead of 8, and a long, thin, beak protruding from its mouth, and are also told to make a sound capable of paralyzing its prey. In addition, it has no web-making abilities, but instead it shoots a sticky acid at its prey, and also is said to have long spikes coming out of its back resembling a creature trying to crawl out of it. -------s are known for leaving their victim’s bodies completely empty except for bones, and sometimes leaving the bodies unharmed besides that. However, there are stories of people fighting back against the -------. This has never seemed to work, due to the immense size of the creature, and its ability to stun its prey and use its weird acid on them. -------s are found arou

Elanor, dear Elanor, where are you? Searching for creatures again?

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