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shawty built herself her own stage and still sittin’ in the nosebleeds :////

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year

FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON

Most goals - Cristiano Ronaldo 53 Most assists - Messi 26 Most goals directly involved - Messi 76 - Ronaldo 69 Most dribbles - Messi (Ronaldo is not in top 50) Most key passes - Messi (Ronaldo is not in top 50) Most through balls - Messi (Ronaldo is not in top 200) Most MOTM awards - Messi Most goals in finals - Messi Most penalties - Cristiano Ronaldo Most solo goals - Messi Most pre assisted goals - Messi Most goals after dribbling - Messi Most weak foot goals - Messi Most out of the box goals - Messi

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

this hurt my feelings

Guys who say girls can never be true football fans are just jealous because we can appreciate the pass and the ass.

The kick and the dick

I’ve reblogged this dumb ass post at least 5 times already and I’ll keep reblogging it and commenting on it because it annoys me because it implies that only girls can be into footballers/that all girls who watch football are attracted to the players and I’m so tired of this heteronormative bullshit honestly please can u all think before reblogging this stuff you’re contributing to this stupid as hell mindset and I’m TIRED