i may never fix your sorrow;

[Ki tried her best not to laugh] If you say so…have you ever burn the kitchen or something?

I haven't set the entire kitchen on fire, but I have burned some food really badly before.

Ah yes, safety first. I could bring my fire extinguisher for you. 

No, no thanks. I mean, knowing my luck, you'll need it after giving it to me. I can survive with water, I think.

….Wait but like, they’re pretty small diameter wise, you can’t be hiding anything big! Uhm, uhm, is it attached to you or not? IS IT HAIR? LIKE, NO SHAVE NOVEMBER….THROUGH FEBRUARY. Nobody shaves their arms anyway, can’t be that…what is it!? Can I check?

... But that'll ruin the mystery!

Yay! When are you free?

….Wait, what are you hiding under them? 

... Who knows? It could be anything. That's the mystery of long sleeves.

I will keep that in mind, thank you. Maybe you should keep a fire extinguisher nearby, just in case. 

That's a good idea, but I don't have one. I'll just keep a pot of cold water next to me.

…We do?

Yeah, we do! I'm gonna help you find what you're passionate about.

Oh okay. I guess that’s understandable. I won’t complain if I get two anyway, so it works out.

See? You're technically helping me by taking the temptation away from me.

…I still think it’s cool. I just… I don’t really… have anything.

Thanks. It means a lot. You don't? Well, then we've gotta find you something.

If it’s not worth pursuing, then why do so many people go to spas? I wouldn’t go that far, but thanks. Uh…

That was my point. Plus, you get paid well and tipped well, but no one seems to care. What?

Good. Why not? Don’t you like donuts or something? Because I don’t think i’ve met anyone who doesn’t like donuts.

Oh, no, it's not that I don't like them or anything. I'm just trying to eat healthier, which means staying away from doughnuts.

…You’re not dumb for being passionate about something. I’m being honest when I say it’s cool. It’s hard to find something you really like, so stick with it and you’ll be the best someday. Not a problem. I’d be happy to help.

I dunno if it's my passion or the fact that I like stuff no one seems to bother thinking are worth pursuing. Thanks. You're the best, and I mean it. What are you passionate about?

I don’t think it’s cheating. I think it’s pescatarian, right? So you’re not. It’s ridiculous to conform regardless to something you don’t want to. That’s really cool actually. To help other people relax. Like I said, you can test them on me. Arm or whatever you’d like to test, I’d be more than happy to help, so keep it in mind.

I think so? I dunno, I probably read it once but forgot it was a thing. Hey, I eat what will make me healthiest, I think, and I'm good with that. Really? People think I'm dumb for liking it. I will, thank you so much.

Really? I need to Google that. That would make my life easier because I like my scrambled eggs. You’re welcome! You should tell me how it goes.

You should. I don't remember how to do it, but it's supposedly easy enough for me to do it, so. I will, and if I don't, you'll probably hear about the five-alarm house fire on the news.

Been there before. I kept burning the eggs but after a while, I gotten the hang of it. My mum made me promise I won’t cook without her supervision after that. Uh but good luck with the rice.

My step-dad told me there's an easy way to make them in the microwave. You know, as long as I can do something with a microwave, I think I'll be okay. Thanks- I'm not hopeful for the outcome.

That’s really great. I don’t know if I could get rid of chicken or fish but it’s something I’d really contemplate with all of those videos, you know? Makes sense. I know… absolutely nothing about that kind of stuff. Not exactly something I’d shop for but if it’s what’s going to relax you it’s probably the best to be looking at it. Well… here, if you try it and you get the reaction you can smack it on me still. You’ll be disappointed but I’ll smell like it and maybe that could be comic relief?

I still eat fish, sometimes, so I'm one of those "cheating" vegetarians. I hate that term, you know? It's like, this is my lifestyle choice, why do I have to fall into one rigid diet? I guess it's not as much about relaxing me as much as others- I'm teaching myself different types of massages, 'cause I think that's what I wanna do after I graduate. So, I test stuff on my friends, and if I'm allergic to the oils, my hands are gonna burn and that's gonna suck. But, I guess it's kind of relaxing for me, too. I'll think about it, but hopefully I won't have this reaction again.