Why is it already 2026🙃😭😐

So I actually posted it 5 hours ago but now I saw that Tumblr didn't post it at all...bruh...

I waited for so long to see their separate art.

I also love the detail about halos behind their body, in the background. And since only Diavolo doesn't have one, that's not a mistake that Barbatos does have halo.

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I'm legit so embarrassed cos the Black Templar virus has really infected my brain and dug in deep. I unintentionally respond like one of them now 🙃

She's reading the book, I'm not. So I didn't know that she was quoting Kalkator

She asked me if the God Emperor would be proud of us. Would he let us grovel at his feet and kiss his hand, or would he punch us all in the face for betraying his Imperial Truth

I was like "The Emperor is well enough to punch us?? Praise be! We will gladly let Him punch us if it makes Him feel better!

I legit didn't know that that's exactly how Magneric responded 😭

Grandpa Magneric literally has dementia 😭

Our chapter literally only has 2 brain cells. One is permanently with Reclusiarch Grimaldus, the other one gets passed around 😭

That day was my turn with the blessed brain cell 😭

I don't care if she thinks Magneric and Kalkator are an old married couple! I don't approve of this relationship!

And I doubt Grandpa Magneric still wants to be bffs with Kalkator. We are Black Templars, we suffer not the filthy traitors and oath breakers to live >:U

Oh but... she just told me about a guy called Barabas Dantioch...

Omg I take back what I said 😭

I thought all sons of Perturabo are miserable mongrels. I was wrong 😭

I'm jumping all over the Horus Heresy but I want to read the book about him now!!

I warned her. I warned my Iron Warriors painting buddy that this would happen if she doesn't shut up about our High Marshal

I cannot wait to receive my payment for painting this batch of Ultramarines. That limited edition Knight Of The Throne is going to be displayed right next to the Helbrecht cutout

I even invested in a $5 wax seal so that I can attach purity seals to all my letters (we're penpals too 😅) to her

"Why did your chapter do that? What is wrong with you?"

I am going to ignore your question and hand you a purity seal that says because the God Emperor said we can

I bought Hammer Of Olympia cos she agreed to buy Crusaders Of Dorn. Now she's complaining about Bayard too 🙄

*ahem*

I need to remove my Templar helmet for a moment to say something... and I say this as I hold my precious brothers in my hand as proof of my love for our holy chapter:

But...

Maybe we should stop recommending Black Templars/Iron Warriors books to each other cos honestly, cos of the way our chapter/legion behaves, we're just making ourselves look bad 😭

After reading an Iron Warrior book, I'll literally ask her if her legion is just full of petty spiteful assholes

And she like "Yes 😔"

And after she reads a Black Templars book she'll ask me if my chapter is just full of crazy people

And I'm like "Yes 😤"

Helbrecht will say the most insane thing ever and everyone around him will shout PRAISE BE

Like no??? It's such a bad idea?? Isn't anyone going to tell him this is a bad idea?? Are we really going to let our dear High Marshal smash his head through a ceramite wall to make a window??

If the task is making a window in a ceramite wall so the civilians can have some nice fresh air,

Helbrecht is the guy who managed to break a hole in the wall with his hard head

Then depending on his mood, he may or may not accuse the people who didn't bash their heads into the wall with him of heresy

Bayard is the guy who doesn't know what a window is, then when someone tries to explain to him, he yells that the window is made of witchcraft and we need to destroy all windows NOW

He is also very rude and crabby about it

And Priamus is such a kiss ass. He's the guy who's shouting YES MY LORD when Bayard says that we should burn all the window cos windows are foul witchery