Why is it already 2026🙃😭😐

Got obsessed with the dynamic of these losers

I warned her. I warned my Iron Warriors painting buddy that this would happen if she doesn't shut up about our High Marshal

I cannot wait to receive my payment for painting this batch of Ultramarines. That limited edition Knight Of The Throne is going to be displayed right next to the Helbrecht cutout

I even invested in a $5 wax seal so that I can attach purity seals to all my letters (we're penpals too 😅) to her

"Why did your chapter do that? What is wrong with you?"

I am going to ignore your question and hand you a purity seal that says because the God Emperor said we can

I bought Hammer Of Olympia cos she agreed to buy Crusaders Of Dorn. Now she's complaining about Bayard too 🙄

*ahem*

I need to remove my Templar helmet for a moment to say something... and I say this as I hold my precious brothers in my hand as proof of my love for our holy chapter:

But...

Maybe we should stop recommending Black Templars/Iron Warriors books to each other cos honestly, cos of the way our chapter/legion behaves, we're just making ourselves look bad 😭

After reading an Iron Warrior book, I'll literally ask her if her legion is just full of petty spiteful assholes

And she like "Yes 😔"

And after she reads a Black Templars book she'll ask me if my chapter is just full of crazy people

And I'm like "Yes 😤"

Helbrecht will say the most insane thing ever and everyone around him will shout PRAISE BE

Like no??? It's such a bad idea?? Isn't anyone going to tell him this is a bad idea?? Are we really going to let our dear High Marshal smash his head through a ceramite wall to make a window??

If the task is making a window in a ceramite wall so the civilians can have some nice fresh air,

Helbrecht is the guy who managed to break a hole in the wall with his hard head

Then depending on his mood, he may or may not accuse the people who didn't bash their heads into the wall with him of heresy

Bayard is the guy who doesn't know what a window is, then when someone tries to explain to him, he yells that the window is made of witchcraft and we need to destroy all windows NOW

He is also very rude and crabby about it

And Priamus is such a kiss ass. He's the guy who's shouting YES MY LORD when Bayard says that we should burn all the window cos windows are foul witchery

Firstly, he's our High Marshal, not a chapter master

Secondly, I'm glad we agree that you filthy-degenerate-disgusting-good for nothing-oath breaking-mongrel sons of Perturabo have no future

Thirdly:

You are right, our High Marshal should be radiating holy light. He is, after all, the exemplar of our chapter. He brings faith and fire wherever he walks

Thank you for suggesting that I coat him in super reflective gold paint. I used the good stuff. Now he can shine brightly like the beacon of light he is. Praise be 🙂

Yes, of course !! And thank you so much for the compliment 🥹❤️‍🩹

I warned her. I warned my Iron Warriors painting buddy that this would happen if she doesn't shut up about our High Marshal

I cannot wait to receive my payment for painting this batch of Ultramarines. That limited edition Knight Of The Throne is going to be displayed right next to the Helbrecht cutout

I even invested in a $5 wax seal so that I can attach purity seals to all my letters (we're penpals too 😅) to her

"Why did your chapter do that? What is wrong with you?"

I am going to ignore your question and hand you a purity seal that says because the God Emperor said we can

I bought Hammer Of Olympia cos she agreed to buy Crusaders Of Dorn. Now she's complaining about Bayard too 🙄

*ahem*

I need to remove my Templar helmet for a moment to say something... and I say this as I hold my precious brothers in my hand as proof of my love for our holy chapter:

But...

Maybe we should stop recommending Black Templars/Iron Warriors books to each other cos honestly, cos of the way our chapter/legion behaves, we're just making ourselves look bad 😭

After reading an Iron Warrior book, I'll literally ask her if her legion is just full of petty spiteful assholes

And she like "Yes 😔"

And after she reads a Black Templars book she'll ask me if my chapter is just full of crazy people

And I'm like "Yes 😤"

Helbrecht will say the most insane thing ever and everyone around him will shout PRAISE BE

Like no??? It's such a bad idea?? Isn't anyone going to tell him this is a bad idea?? Are we really going to let our dear High Marshal smash his head through a ceramite wall to make a window??

If the task is making a window in a ceramite wall so the civilians can have some nice fresh air,

Helbrecht is the guy who managed to break a hole in the wall with his hard head

Then depending on his mood, he may or may not accuse the people who didn't bash their heads into the wall with him of heresy

Bayard is the guy who doesn't know what a window is, then when someone tries to explain to him, he yells that the window is made of witchcraft and we need to destroy all windows NOW

He is also very rude and crabby about it

And Priamus is such a kiss ass. He's the guy who's shouting YES MY LORD when Bayard says that we should burn all the window cos windows are foul witchery

Firstly, he's our High Marshal, not a chapter master

Secondly, I'm glad we agree that you filthy-degenerate-disgusting-good for nothing-oath breaking-mongrel sons of Perturabo have no future

Thirdly:

You are right, our High Marshal should be radiating holy light. He is, after all, the exemplar of our chapter. He brings faith and fire wherever he walks

Thank you for suggesting that I coat him in super reflective gold paint. I used the good stuff. Now he can shine brightly like the beacon of light he is. Praise be 🙂

- モンハンまとめ(2024年11月) -

By やきうどん(igriega) // yakiudon99

This month's theme is outer space and aliens

I love space! I actually printed out an info sheet about the history of space food + included a $2 freeze dried onigiri in all my letters 🤣

There's also a little surprise hiding at the bottom of the box...

There's a hand drawn brother in each box 😂

They all follow my Instagram. They know what this is 🤣

I read that Japan sends freeze dried ramen, rice, soup etc to space

So there's a non 0 chance that a freeze dried onigiri was blasted up into space via a rocket before