If let's say you're a space marine, what counts as disrespecting your High Marshal/Chapter Master..?
Does *coughs* draping jewellery all over him count as disrespect..?
I made that Helbrecht cut out to spite my Iron Warriors painting buddy... I use him as background decoration during our painting sessions to annoy her, but it felt like such a waste to leave him on my workbench...
Our High Marshal has such a uhhh nice silhouette?? I made him using really nice and sturdy cardboard, so I kinda started using him as a necklace holder 😭
I had a vid call with one of my other friends cos I was trying to teach her how to pin minis. She spotted Helbrecht on my vanity, took a pic of him, and sent it to the chat 😭
Now everyone is joking that Brother Chaplain is on his way to drag me away to serve penance 😭 (again). Cos I'm behaving in an unpious manner 😭 (again)
He's such a good shape though! Perfect for using as a jewellery holder 🤣
My friends asked me if that pink teddy bear is a relic suitable for use by my High Marshal
I said yes, cos it's made on Holy Terra using precious metals. Also, my power armour in Space Marine 2 has pink trimming on it, so the High Marshal and I are matching now ✌️
They said they are calling the chaplain 😭
*me getting dragged away to go sit in the penance corner/room*:
NO BROTHER CHAPLAIN! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME SERVE PENANCE! I WILL BE BETTER NEXT TIME 😭













