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cant believe the back of my hand isnt being absentmindedly caressed by the love of my life right now .. can I talk to the manager

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot.

Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of “fucks given”

damn right we did

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.

you know, i wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. wumboed, wumboing, wubology, the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob

me talking to my brain: produce some serotonin you fucking coward