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they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Yep that's what it's like

if I was neil armstrong I would've taken my first step on the moon and immediately taken off my helmet and died. could you imagine seeing that on tv

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

No she doesnt. You made this up for notes.

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at