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#acnl #animalcrossing #tomnook

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so i combined real housewives with animal crossing

#acnl #animal crossing #real housewives #realhousebears #killurmonkey

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

press x immediately after a jump.

tastefullyoffensive

[stjredstorm]

thesmuttypirate-deactivated2021

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

salparadisewasright-deactivated

congratulations on turning 91

thesmuttypirate-deactivated2021

thanks

#parenting

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outofcontextdnd

Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?

We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)

shortvideosandstuff

shutsman-blog

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

aveoi-deactivated20150922

my sport

xxladybugdisney

The fuck??? Is this like bowling with human bowling pins??

killurmonkey

howtosucceedinmyvagina WE SHOULD DO THIS FOR Your BIRTHDAY

Looks like people are mad at me, must have had a party. people are always mad after that.

arcaneimages

#my instruction manual

doopstein-deactivated20170927

baracknobama

he’s disappointed in your blog

#dissapointed #bobs burgers

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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

#yup

because the internet needed this

#ted danson #muppets #pirates

mrgolightly

#this is also how i tourist

mountainmoonvolcano

faptop

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

#i am that man fish

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sugarpoppins

#life

like.. you're not even trying spam.. is your name alexandra, aubrey or sofia? i mean.. okay i am a cool cowboy.. but other than that..

#spam is funny

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