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Ryan Ross stuck in bubble wrap is my most favorite thing since Ryan Ross stuck in Brendon Urie

“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!” (literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)   “Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?” (4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school)  “You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?” (8 year old girl, male best friend)

“He’s such a ladies’ man!” (tiny infant responding positively and smiling vacantly in response to the attention of adult human women) 

“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???

the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”