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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else