Professional Booty Glancer

On a scale of 1-10 how bad did yall fuck your body up during the xandemic bc the way I crack and pop and hurt getting out of bed is crazy but that’s how I’d wake up the morning after a good blackout on 4 bars 😅 once woke up w a sprained ankle a bruise from my ass to my knee and a broken bong that time oh god

Nobody talks about how weird it is when you’re maneuvering out of the U-Haul phase and into the settled relationship bc you’re so used to being shoved up their ass that you forgot about your own shit you like to do and now have to learn how to balance the two…. (And if you’re me also balancing that and the insane amount of hours I work) Being grown and gay is tough bro

Almost got caught fucking in a park by the ranger yesterday so I think life’s good tbh

Nothing like a good fall situationship to wreck your mental!! So fun!!

U ever meet someone and u just actually can’t understand how they’re real and how they’re so cool n interesting n perfect and how they choose to be around you bc 😭😭