Current Brainrot: PDA VS. Boyfriend Caleb!
Author's Note: I was feeling soft and mushy today instead of lewd and smuttyβso youβre getting clingy, lovesick Caleb. I promise the debauchery will return, but for now? Enjoy the fluff. (Artist & Original Post)
not proof-read! (sorry if there are any errors - let me know and I'll fix it!
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Caleb does not give a fuck about PDA. Not even a little. In fact, he seems personally offended by the idea of not touching you at all times, like physical contact is the only thing keeping him tethered to Earth. (Ironic for someone who has a gravity manipulation evol, I know.)
You're the PDA couple in line for amusement park rides. The ones people pretend not to stare at while Caleb leans over you with his chin on your head, swaying side to side like youβre his favorite song. His hands are somewhere on you: around your waist, in your back pockets, or just flat on your stomach like heβs claiming territory.
At the grocery store? Youβre trying to compare pasta sauces and heβs behind you, arms looped around your hips like you're the most fascinating shelf in the store. You shift a step to the left; he shuffles with you like youβre in a three-legged race. A lady clears her throat behind you in the aisle and Caleb, unbothered, just kisses the back of your neck and asks if you want the spicy marinara.
Friends have stopped commenting. You sit on Calebβs lap like itβs your assigned seat. He hooks his chin over your shoulder during game nights, one hand playing with your fingers under the table while the other deals cards like nothingβs out of the ordinary.
He once tried to hold your hand during a dentist appointment.
βYou donβt even have any cavities,β you hissed.
βI missed you,β he said, two feet away.
Youβre not even sure he knows heβs doing it anymore. Itβs second nature to him, an unconscious ritual. Caleb waited so long for you. Thereβs no going back. Youβre doomed.
His gym routine has become a team sport. Caleb lovesβlovesβwhen you sit on his back while he does pushups. Heβll drop to the floor, slap the space between his shoulder blades, and go, βCβmon, Pips, get on. I need motivation.β You try to be serious about it, but he starts grinning the second you're up there like itβs the best part of his workout. And God help you if you cheer him on; heβll do twice as many, just to impress you.
Doomed to forehead kisses in traffic. Doomed to shared straws and linked pinkies while you walk. Doomed to being the human equivalent of a teddy bear he refuses to put down.
And honestly?
You wouldnβt have it any other way.
I'd love that kind of boyfriend β€οΈ.

















