Ask-Kill-ler

(Have a sketch too :3)

Capitalism.

Oh, I could certainly do something for you! I understand how those vermin can be... irritable, so how about I come over and deal with him for uhhh just a few hundred, perhaps...

Well yes as my name very fucking clearly suggests. I also didnt personally choose that name. Killing is just my side hussle though I sell thneeds primarily but if u need to get rid of someone, I'm always up for the job. I like your style by the way.

Wanna try and kill mine?

The lorax? You mean the rabies infested peanut. I haven't seen him since the little incident I had with his little bear toys. If I had to guess where he was he's probably dead for all I know.

As for killing your lorax... I can certainly try, if you pay me handsomely.

Uhm... is it because of my hair? That's usually why people think that... you know there is a reason I have it like this... I guess it doesn't matter if I tell you. *he strokes his red streak of hair and then pulls it up away from his face* Look... there's a reason I do that. My eye is clearly injured, I can't see out of it, and it's more appealing to customers if I cover it. Nobody would like some freak with a disgusting looking eye selling them thneeds...

- Copihue-ler

I'm not going anywhere near them...

And I'm not scared of you, rodent.

Leave ur knife behind, no balls

*nods*

Great, another poor unfortunate soul

The only thing that's unfortunate is your homeless, drunken ass.

Now go take a shower. You smell so bad it's a disgrace to The Onceler name

I'm not... Gay

Oh, that's a really to the point question hehehehe. Let's see well for how long I've been involved with this type of work I would say would be around 2-3 years after I started up my thneed business, which was 5 years ago. As for why... Well... hehehe... hehehhehehe.... it was only an accident.