let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”
ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?
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It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
i am not nice, i am actaully very mean inside and i think physcially fighting and tearing until blood is drawn will be more satisfying than any internet discourse will ever be
I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it
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chat can we like. stop using words that describe disorders as insults. It is so grating and i see it EVERYWHERE ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD POINT ON SOMETHING OOOGUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD BEFORE YOU USE THEM HOYL SHRIT
neurotypicals when they see borderlines: "omg ur disorder is such an aesthetic!! and it's super sexy too!! I'm gonna romanticize and infantilize you!!!"
neurotypicals when they see narcissists: "you're PURE evil!!!! you deserve pain and agony in your LIFE!!! I HATE you and I hope you die an awful DEATH!!"
neurotypicals when they see people with aspd: "you're even WORSE than narcissists!! you are a THREAT to society and you should be locked up for the rest of your life!!!"
neurotypicals when they see histrionics: "lol who are you??? I don't know anything about ur disorder, and I'm too lazy to look it up, so I'm just gonna ignore you and pretend you don't exist."
stop romanticizing and villainizing disorders, it's extremely ableist. disorders are something that deserve to be taken seriously and treated with respect. you're not a neurodivergent ally if you have a fetish for a disorder, or if you dehumanize people with disorders that aren't seen as "socially acceptable" ableism isn't just discriminating against people with autism or adhd, it also Includes discriminating against people with ASPD or narcissism. so therefore, degrading or sexualizing a disorder, DOES infact make you ableist!!
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
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It's my second save, I made it way back cause I needed a follower randomizer for my God Swap AU. Since technically Narinder should be the lamb, he's white.
The traits are hilarious, Maeve is a sturdy dumb gremlin.
I was gonna make them jealous and then the trait was added too, it's destiny.
Maeve when they're sick:
And then you have the germaphobes:
I have an ace Kallamar and an obedient and zealous Heket can we talk about that. And fashionista Shamura.
A bit of lore!
Leshy had the coward trait when I got him. He kept running away everytime I would approach him. So I decided to retcon the few happy drawings of him I made for this AU.
Leshy is indoctrinated in the cult because Narinder decides that if he can, he's gonna keep the bishops to cook them for information about where are the dead cat. He wants to bring them back.
Sweet little Maeve immediately lose their shit at the sight of their sibling and materialize a phantom scythe- turns out they can do that- and it takes Narinder and all the disciples to stop them from slicing their brother. They're enraged beyond reason. And they only stopped because Meran used a chain to parry and block the scythe, the sound of clinking metal breaks the ex God from rage to terror.
While Narinder handles them, the others turn to leshy who's left there on the floor, full size and four arms out ready to dodge again, shaking.
That's too much to process at once, and the shock turns his fur and and leaves completely white before he shrinks down back to his normal size and collapses.
So for a long time after his arrival, Leshy avoids all interactions and digs as much as he can. He barely tolerates people around him and is reactive and aggressive. He does not trust Narinder who promises he just want answers and won't be violent. Meran gets a pass, barely. He's the first one to get even a bit of physical with him after gaining his trust. Which Leshy really needs, the touch starvation is severe.
Meran knew when they used their bladed chains that Maeve would lose it, but they had to stop them. As expected, the friendship is destroyed. And it's not gonna get better now that they're tasked to follow the hated sibling instead. But orders are orders and Meran is taking life as it comes.
This game save is determined to give me all the angsty shit I didn't put in my regular AU.
Hiiiii! My SHOP just got updated to bring back some items people have been clamoring for!! It includes a Double-sided Holographic Clive Keychain, a Magical Wizard Holographic Keychain, some Clip-On (NO PIERCED EARS REQUIRED) Earrings, and some additional stickers!! Check em out HERE! :D
