satan's niece

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

been getting really into not killing myself

the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch

"I stand corrected" is an important phrase to add to your vocabulary.

girls i don't know how many "ill figure it out"s ive got left