Look away.

"Oh," Hinata says, surprised but a little relieved when Shino says they won't need to rent a room. Renting a room seems both awkward and difficult to figure out the logistics of. She also notices Shino watching her, the subtle sideways glances, and it keeps the blush steady on her cheeks.

Hinata waits nervously as Shino goes inside to pick out condoms, and she gets more and more nervous the longer he takes, shifting back and forth on her feet. Does she look suspicious standing out here? Will people know, somehow?

But finally Shino returns, and Hinata turns towards him, not looking at the bag of condoms but instead at him. "I'm glad you're back," she says softly.

"He's supposed to be attending a clan meeting..." Shino says with uncertainty, because the clan meeting could be over already or it could last all day. Usually, it lasts till diner...

The closer they get to his house, the more Shino can sense and as he said, his father seems to be out. Though... It might be wiser for them to go in his 'shed' instead, for lack of better words for this small, one room building he owns in their yard. One look at Hinata cements the idea; she looks anxious.

So, Shino leads her past his house, into his yard, and opens his shed's door, welcoming Hinata into what serves as both a lab and a chilling area for him. "Welcome to my space. We can turn the couch into a bed." Shino closes the door behind him and does just that! He pulls a lever to turn the couch into a proper bed!

"Are you sure? You seemed to be enjoying that," she points out. But her hand keeps stroking his crotch, a little firmer now that his attention is fully on her.

Before really giving him a chance to take the invitation back, Isana climbs onto his lap. She feels his hard dick against her own crotch. It feels nice; instantly flushing her with a wave of warmth and need.

And it truly was a miracle that he wasn't swept by the enticement to drive himself hilt deep and come right then and there. Something about being the why made Kiba drunk. Shino, of their comrades, was the quieted, easily the most mysterious of the three. It was not always clear what he was thinking or why. And maybe it was just him, maybe Kiba was the only stupid one who didn't get it.

But this he understood. The way Shino's body so eagerly chased his touch, how it shivered, how he crooned. To be wanted. There was not many Kiba could say with a full chest that would think of him in such an important way. Ah... Shino was so good to him. ~ It made Kiba whimper a when his partner's orgasm hit, bead after pearled bead spilling between them, a slick testament to exactly how it was Shino felt. The searing bite engulfed Kiba's every thought.

Slowly, as they grind against each other, as they kiss, Sasuke can tell they're both getting hard, Shino is enjoying this, but every time he pauses for a breath, Sasuke also has enough sense to realize that something is wrong with Shino. His eyes are out of focus, just a little. His breathing is too unsteady and heavy for a shinobi that is perfectly in shape.

Hmm.

Taking the opportunity while Shino is weakened, Sasuke slips a leg between Shino's, a hand on his arm, and flips them over in one fluid motion.

Now Shino, who's out of breath, gets to lie down and rest a little more. Sasuke pushes back on top of him, leaning a little sideways on his arm stump as he goes to murmur in Shino's ear. "If you're not feeling well, tell me," he says, but then he goes right back to kissing him, though, to Sasuke's credit, he does give Shino a break a little afterwards to speak up.

He was lucky Sasuke didn't share this information with Hinata. Not that she'd believe the Uchiha, anyway. She and Sasuke had never particularly liked each other. Blame it on old clan grudges, perhaps, but the truth was Sasuke just genuinely thought her a bitch.

This is stupid... Sasuke thinks. He doesn't know what the hell he was trying to do. If it was getting Shino hard, then mission accomplished. In fact, he didn't know if he should be proud or horrified by how quickly the Aburame's cock went from flaccid to rock hard in his hand. And Sasuke wasn't trying, either! Wasn't like he had much experience with cocks other than his own.

Sasuke was thinking 'ok, mission accomplished'--whatever that mission was, and was going to pull his hand back. When all of a sudden, Shino pants himself in one fell swoop. Not just that, but then he grabs Sasuke's dick, too! The gasp the Uchiha gusped as Shino mirrors his manhandling (pun intended). And fuck him if Sasuke doesn't get erect in a matter of seconds, too.

As they walked, Hinata turned over and over in her head how being well endowed could randomly make Shino dizzy. But she couldn't figure it out. It was especially difficult because she kept imagining just how well endowed Shino might be, which was distracting her from really figuring out this big dick-dizziness connection.

Her hands in her pockets, cheeks a light pink, Hinata glanced over at Shino. Her body still felt a light tingle of excitement. But they had to figure out where to go...

"Shino-kun?" she said softly, head titling just a little to the side. "Where do adults go if they want to..." she trailed off, one hand removed from her pockets, one finger touching her lips, thoughful. "They rent a room, right? Are we able to do that?"

He finishes his ramen and drinks his beer (just one since he was a lightweight), then walked to the hotel. When he got his room--the cheapest one with a single bed--the first thing he did was open the window, as he said he would. Then, he goes to take a shower. He was dirty and greasy after days of walking. Now that he thought of it, they never showered before having sex in smut novels. Yuck.

As he showered, he started to feel anxious, and not because he was excited. Maybe it was the alcohol talking, or his bad self-esteem--or both, but--what if Shino was just humouring him? What if the "lube" had been an excuse for him to leave? Damn it, it was so obvious now. Deidara should've known better. Shino was just being nice.

So absorbed in his own negative thoughts, Deidara didn't hear the knocking or the call as he exited the bathroom, only to let out a very loud, very high-pitched, girly scream when he saw the Aburame standing in the open window. He catches himself on the bed, one hand over his chest and the other braced on the mattress.

"Ah- I apologize?" Why would he even apologize? Shino takes a deep breath to calm his heart from the worst jumpscare he's experienced in a hot minute and walks inside the room, now a little confused by Deidara's words. "I said I'd come." A brow raised, he places a hand on Deidara's shoulder. "It was my offer. Why would I offer something if I'm not intending to partake in?"

Shino places his bag on the bed and looks Deidara up and down. No matter the jumpscare, he's recovered and ready - eager, perhaps - to get some action. His partner is already naked and panting, even for the wrong reason... Shino clears his throat. Reaches a hand to lift Deidara's chin with two fingers, angling his face up to him as he leans down.

Shino springs up, apologizing quickly. Hinata isn't mad. She knows they both sort of got carried away, but she also knows they both would be totally embarassed, and would never live it down, if someone saw them. That's why she said something.

And then Shino's eyes lose focus and he plummets towards the ground.

HInata doesn't catch him until the very last moment. She's honestly too shocked to really do more than stop his nose from being broken. Then she turns him over so he can breathe, and... stares at him.

"Sh-Shino? Shino?" Hinata leans in close, trying to see if he's breathing, her hand placed on his chest to feel for a heart beat.

... Actually, if he were dead, the kikaichu would be freaking out right now. Hinata activates her Byakugan and looks at him. Everything seems normal, kikachu aren't freaking out.... which means Shino is okay... ish.