Beneath My Feet

I always think I am dream psychic.  I mean, not really. But so many times I have dreams and the next morning something in that dream, or a theme, or whatever happens.  I.e. two people I haven’t talked to in years will be in my dream, then the next day one of them texts me about the other. Weird shit like that. Yesterday, I had a dream about this couple who I haven’t seen in forever. My relationship with both of them is -interesting- to say the least. In my dream I ask my brother if they have a facebook, because I think they blocked me. Turns out they have a couples’ facebook (in my dream). Then (in my dream) the male of this couple calls me saying its inappropriate to look if they blocked me because I shouldn’t be talking to them. Flashforward real life: My brother texts me, which he never does. I google both of their facebooks and lo-and-behold, they dont exist anymore. I am either blocked or they both deleted them in the last few days.  Ta-da. Dream psychic. 

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