you're beautiful

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

u were cool but nah fuck u

'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'

Reblog every time. Every. Single. Time.

this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

"I’m a man who has his priorities straight. It’s a Rolling Stone cover and I’m checking Courteney out." - Matthew Perry

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

i have made a terrible mistake