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(How the people in KotLC would act like in a car trip if they were humans.) PT. 1
Maruca: She would be listening to music on her phone with earbuds, and occasionally play a game on her phone.
Wylie: Would be driving and telling everyone to stop asking him to stop the car.
Marella: Would be listening to music on the radio, and she would be telling everyone to be quiet so she could hear it even though it is on full blast.
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(Kendra at 2am because she drank a monster at 7pm)
Kendra: And this little piggy went all the way wew wee wee home...
(Seth at 2am because he drank a monster at 7pm)
Seth: Hey Bahumat! Why are you here?! Kendra hand me Vasalis!
(Warren at 2am because he drank THREE monsters at 5pm)
Warren: (He is so delusional that he is putting on a concert of... 1 Direction!) You don't know your beautiful!! (And so on and so forth)
(Vanessa, because she is the only sane one there didn't drink a monster is like...)
Vanessa: (Snore...)
This is how I want Sophie to react after she reads Keefes' note in Unlocked.
Sophie reads the note, and she slowly falls to her knees. And she slowly but surely starts sobbing... Once her tears started to stop... Her eyes were dry, and she felt sick. So she went to Calla's tree and started yelling and throwing pebbles off the cliff. Then, she jumps off the cliff to try to find Keefe, not caring about the consequences.
Keefe: Hehehehe!
Sophie: Keefe, what did you do?
Keefe: I put a frog on Tam's pillow! Hehehe!
Sophie: Keefe, how am I supposed to react? What do you expect me to EVEN SAY??!!!
(If the charecters from the Keeper of the Lost Cities had jobs in the human world, this is what they would be.)
Part 3
Sophie: She would be a psychic on television that you call, and have to pay for every minute.
Stina: She would be a business women. She would have the right type of aditude and she would be able to make good deals.
Maruca: She would be EXTREMELY high ranked in the army.
Wylie: He would be a doctor. His power would be able to heal almost anything.
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(If the charecters in Keeper of the Lost Cities had jobs in the human world, this is what they would be)
Part 2
Fitz: He would be a policeman. He would also be the bad cop.
Keefe: He would be Fitz's partner, and the good cop. Either that or he would be Fitz's arch enemy. Lol!! 😆
Biana: She would be a beautician, obviously!
(If the characters in Keeper of the lost Cities had jobs in the human world, this is what they would be)
Part 1
Dex: He would invent a phone that you don't have to pay for and you wouldn't need internet for anything. His job is basically just inventing, but this is what he gets famous for.
Tam: He would explore caves, because there are lots of shadows bouncing off of crystals that he could manipulate.
Marella: A secretary or a someone who does Pyro.
Linh: Either a Marine bioligist, or a firefighter.
(Kendra watching the backyardigans theme song on youtube)
Bracken: What are you watching?
Kendra: You don't know the show backyardigans!
Bracken: No, what is it?
Kendra: It is only the best kids show known to the entire world!
Bracken: What is a show?
Kendra: (jaw drops...)
(Keefe says something funny so this is how Sophie responds.)
Sophie: LOL!
Fitz: What does that mean?
Sophie: It stands for laughing out loud.
Dex: But you didn't laugh out loud.
Sophie: You know, I never really thought of that. But you are right actually. Why do people say lol when they are not actually laughing out loud.
Keefe: Humans are weird...
Seth: Did you know that nothing is actually on fire?
Vanessa: That is not true.
Seth: Yes it is! Nothing is on fire, but fire is on things.
Seth: Wouldn't it be easier if non fiction meant not true instead of true? I mean fiction would mean true and non fiction would mean not true. It just sounds easier to me.
Vanessa: ... That hurt my brain.
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Sophie: You know Dex, we really are going to have to go to Disneyland some how.
Dex: You still haven't told me what that is you know.
Sophie: I can't describe it, you have to see for yourself. In fact how about we go? We just won't tell anyone. And I can teleport us there!
Dex: What happened to you? Have you been spending more time with Keefe?
Sophie: ...
Sophie: Yes.
(This is who I ship in Fablehaven/Dragonwatch)
Bracken and Kendra/Brackendra- My personal favorite!
Warren and Vanessa/Warrenessa- This is such a good match! I mean they are both good looking and good at basically everything.
Seth and Eve/Seve- I am so disappointed that this didn't happen! 😭
I can't think of any others, but if you can think of any write them in the comments!
Bracken: Humans eat dogs!
Kendra: What, no! Where did you get that idea?
Bracken: Seth said he was going to go eat a hotdog for lunch!
Kendra: No! A hot dog is not made of dogs. It Is actually a mix of different meat.
Bracken: That is better? If that is true then why do they call it a hot DOG?
Kendra: Now that I think about it I don't know. GRANDPA!
(If the people in Fablehaven were singing karaoke, this is what they would sing)
Ronodin: Evil Like Me by Kristen Chenoweth and Arcade by Duncan Laurence, he would sing two because he wants to hog the spotlight.
(This one is just for me, he isn't actually even close to being a main character)
Agad: Chandelier by Sia, he would sing it because he heard the song and liked it and that is pretty much the only reason lol.
This is the last one!!!
(If the characters in Fablehaven were singing karaoke this is what they would sing, part 2)
Kendra: Fight Song by Rachel Platten and she would be really good. : )
Seth: I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys, and Demons by Imagine Dragons, Seth would sing two songs because he had a lot of fun with the first one. And he would be great!
Bracken: Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi, and he would sound like a prince. He would dedicate it to Kendra making her blush.
Stan and Ruth: A Million Dreams from the Greatest Showman, they would sing it together and it would be adorable, and a good performance, but only because they did it together. By themselves they are only mediocre.
Tanu: Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo'Ole, he would sound amazing!
Look at my next post to see the rest!!!
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(If everyone in Fablehaven was doing karaoke these are the songs the would sing)
Dale: Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi, and he would be surprisingly amazing!
Vanessa: Kings and Queens by Ava Max
Warren: Grenade by Bruno Mars, and he would be really good, but compared to Dale he sucks.
To see the other people look at my next post!
Kendra: (getting ready for her morning jog) What time is it Seth?
Seth: Time for you to get a watch
Kendra: ...
Seth: ...
Kendra: Seriously?