Not a Hipster

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

this has been in my queue for an entire year

Happy Winter Solstice to all the heathens! And everyone else! But especially the heathens!

And a debauched Saturnalia to all of you 😳🥹

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

*motivational voice* it is always possible to make things worse for The Character

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

A philia for every phobia.