The Friends of the ABC

apparently I'm still logged into the work account 3 years after leaving this company

so for my final note, from the bottom of my heart, I just wanna get dicked down again =/

this is the best response image ever

Paramore was right. Hard times

pussy hunming like a ford pinto

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

christianity is not real anyways. it was invented for 14 year old furries to make ocs with halos and wings and shit

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

Don't you dare malign my girl again

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it