我在北京！！！

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

doomscrolling through the Deutsche Bahn App

WIMO = world is my oyster

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.